Pity Party Invitation

Post Reply New Topic

In order to attend you must show some kind of proof, visual or verbal, that you have no friends. You see, there's a bouncer at the door, his name is Frankenstein, and you must show him your "I have no Friends ID" or tell him your sad pitiful story of having no friends or why you think you have no friends.

Here's my proof - I checked out my profile on my own website and found out, boo hoo, that I have 0 friends.

My name is Cosmiccat and I have no friends

I'll come to your party. Is it OK if I just sit in that comfy chair over there and read?

I will come as long as nobody talks to me and blows my cover.

@ Aimless
Absolutely you may sit in that chair and make yourself comfy you poor pitiful soul. And help yourself to refreshments in the kitchen.

@ leejosepho

Splendid. I'll sic Frankie on anyone who tries to bother you. There's a box of disguises by the door.

thank you "sniffle"

U2 will be performing in ten minutes. Big Screen in the front room. I'll get the popcorn and veggie chips. Beverages in fridge. Help yourself.

U2 Live from the Rose Bowl

I look like Mick Avory...why can't I look like Twiggy. He's a Cockney Rebel from the most easterly part of London. She's a posh lady from West London. Waaaahhhhhh!! !! !! !

That was three weeks ago. I'm over that, now. In reality, I'm quite happy with my looks, though I can stand to lose at least 40 more lbs and still look like him.