Just Wrong Job Descriptions

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06 Jul 2012, 10:54 am

Define the job the previous poster offered in a way that may make sense somehow but is just plain wrong. Then offer your own job for wrong defining.

Example:
Entry = Computer programmer.
Description = Tomorrow's government issue brain surgeon.

Get it? Then let's go! Here's mine to start with:

Traveling salesman.

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RainStorm
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06 Jul 2012, 3:04 pm

traveling salesperson = mobile salespressure

librarian

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Lightning Bug

nick007
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06 Jul 2012, 6:28 pm

librarian = watching nerds read books & telling anyone talking to be quiet

custodian

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06 Jul 2012, 7:31 pm

custodian = the keeper of the toilet brush, who doesn't care if you leave the seat up

actor

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Beppieiscool
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09 Jul 2012, 10:11 pm

actors = spies who don't know what undercover is

Hobbit

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Now with that logic, it makes me insane, but what about you?
What makes you nuts?

The world is a mess.
The mess is full of color, beauty, laughter, happiness, sadness, pain, misery, and everyone can relate to this crazy world. For we all live

nick007
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09 Jul 2012, 10:22 pm

hobbit = midget in Lord Of The Rings

plumber

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12 Jul 2012, 2:32 pm

plumber = what Little Jack Horner did for a living

auto mechanic

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Mindsigh
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12 Jul 2012, 3:13 pm

Auto mechanic=self-creating doohickey

Mother Superior

Colinn
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12 Jul 2012, 4:54 pm

Mother Superior = A bossy nun

Stock Broker

ghoti
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12 Jul 2012, 8:07 pm

Stock Broker = Soup Nazi

accountant

MindWithoutWalls
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12 Jul 2012, 9:16 pm

accountant = insect enumerator

political analyst

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Colinn
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12 Jul 2012, 9:29 pm

Political analyst = Government Puppet

Taxi Driver

Beppieiscool
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12 Jul 2012, 10:18 pm

Taxi Driver = Kidnapper who releases victims for money of how long they were there.
Dragon

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12 Jul 2012, 10:26 pm

Dragon = all the pillaging minus the rape

Psychotherapist

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ghoti
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13 Jul 2012, 3:11 pm

Psychotherapist = Alfred Hitchcock's mentor

Engineer

MindWithoutWalls
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13 Jul 2012, 10:09 pm

Engineer = the part of the machine that hears, as opposed to the enginemouth, which spews hot air and fumes (aka the exhaust pipe)

Landscaper

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