Rorschach Test = Results

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So i took an online Rorschach test and got these results


Sickness Quotient: 97%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 97% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.

Job Performance & Attitude
Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it. You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Practice makes perfect.", but since nobody's perfect you might as well stop wasting your time.


What does this mean? take the test yourself, here's the link, http://theinkblot.com/index.htm

I got the same score as you and I typed in an optional interpretation for everyone. I wouldn't take this test seriously. Although they have the fancy graphs a real test wouldn't crack goofy jokes like this one.

I took it again and picked the most literal interpretations,i.e. "it looks lie you put ink on some paper and folded it" and got a score that said I was almost normal.

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 44%
Congratulations! At a 44% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you.

* Job Performance & Attitude
You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." You must not have been saying this for very long.

LOL

Sickness Quotient: 96%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 96% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you. You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup.

* Job Performance & Attitude
Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Be a traveller in Life, not a tourist." But you're the kind of person that can't even get a temporary visa.

Sickness Quotient: 73%
Your Sickness Quotient of 73% indicates therapy may be useful.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.

* Job Performance & Attitude
Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it. You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission." And you would certainly know.

I looked at the first couple, but what I saw in the blots was not among the options.........

What's up with this test, all I see are Penises and Vaginas

"I see Satan's eyes, filled with an evil, burning hatred for my soul" lol

I blurted out the first thing I thought of when I saw the blot, but most of them were not even close to the answers so I wrote most of them in.

My answers were: Mask, Women tonguing, Amputee Ballerinas, Transformer robot, pterodactyl, death ray, Kung Fu Monks each wearing one giant sneaker, Ballroom dance, Siamese Twin clowns, and Demons



Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 97%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 97% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you.

* Job Performance & Attitude
You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Hope for the best; prepare for the worst." Based on what we know about you, you're going to need a lot of preparation.

Sickness Quotient: 50%
Congratulations! At a 50% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis


Interpersonal Insights
You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob.


Job Performance & Attitude
You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.


Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you're an idiot when you say it.

I didn't see what the polester saw at all in those images. I just saw a bunch of people with wings and some snakes, maybe a mask or two. Nonetheless I went with some choices I thought seemed somewhat plausible.
I got 57%

# Interpersonal Insights
You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little.

# Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Dance like nobody's watching." That' just stupid. Get a better motto.

i just clicked the "optional" option and did not type anything into the text box.
nonetheless it said
Sickness Quotient: 71%
Your Sickness Quotient of 71% indicates therapy may be useful.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions.

* Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means.

Sickness Quotient: 68%
Hmmm, your Sickness Quotient of 68% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel. You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you.

* Job Performance & Attitude
You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Practice makes perfect.", but since nobody's perfect you might as well stop wasting your time.

^

Only 68%

Another couple years at WP and you' ll be cured