Well I'm so aspie I ... [game]

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Got injured in a funny way? wildly misinterpreted what some one else said? got caught doing something socially embarrassing?

This is the game for you. Just 1up what the last poster did.

It is meant to stay a light hearted competition so i would say 2 rules
- no saying the previous post is not _____ enough (pretty much any blank will do)
- don't post anything you cannot laugh at yourself for

This is kind of a repost of you know your an apsie if ..., but I think it can be funnier this way



Well I'm so aspie I, skied face first into a wooden post trying to read the decal on my skis.

I am told that my some of my first words when I regained conciousness were "Salomon, Junior A1 race radicals" (hey at least I succeeded). I also took out about 4-5 other skiers on my way cross hill, a couple were furious but it is hard to yell at a 10 year old who just regained conciousness.

I'm so aspie I walked into the corner of a cupboard. It was XMas and there were in-laws using my kitchen. This cupboard is right where I always walk to leave the kitchen. They left it open, it was very easy to "see" when open, yet I obviously didn't and I walked right into it. Gave myself a slight concussion, LOL
The nurses at the hospital thought my husband beat me I was like, "no really- you don't understand- I am ACTUALLY that clumsy." They backed off about it and I ended up being fine and going home shortly.

I did it AGAIN a couple days later. Someone left the SAME one open, it's right at my height. Walked right into the same corner Luckily though I wasn't rushing around as much so I didn't hit it too hard. Didn't have to go to the hospital THAT time, LOL

I'm so aspie that I ran straight into a metal pole, even after ducking.

Back in elementary school, we had this neat playground... in which I entertained myself by running around in circles around the entire structure. On one side was a set of parallel metal aerobatic bars, at about waist height - head height for me, at the time. So during on circuit, I get to this section. I duck, approaching the bars, and come back up in time to connect with the second bar. I think I was actually out for as much as ten seconds. Hard to tell though.

I am so AS that I smile at things that I find funny that other people would not.

I am so AS. I enjoy sometimes being different.

oh. my. gosh. Is that kind of clutziness an Aspie trait?? Ha, I guess I do belong on you guys's planet.

Well then, I'm so aspie I'm always getting black and blue marks from misjudging the boundaries of the doorway ... I tend to run into the frame trying to walk through. Or, when I used to work in an office, where from the doorway I had to walk around the desk to get to my chair, I would misjudge the edges of the desk and get bruises on my thigh from bumping into it. Like, All The Time. What's even funnier is that I usually have a bruise or scratch or cut somewhere on me and NO recollection of hurting myself.

I'm so apsie I knocked myself out getting into my moms mini van. me and judging distances dont go well together.

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I'm so aspie I fell 22 times coming down a snow covered mountain. I broke the ice once with my butt. No one else fell even once,

I'm so Aspie I slipped and fell (and I was in my really pretty white ballgown) while getting onto a boat for a sorority party. It was really embarrassing

Yeah. I joined a sorority. I "rushed" to force myself to make school contacts and I thought since they CLAIMED to be philothropic it would make me feel useful to help the community. I seem to only make friends when forced (or when we have some kind of interest in common. I had serious trouble finding people at my "commuter" university). I found out later they only accepted me because I had good grades and I was "cute". Whatever that means. Being forced to sit around and judge people we met (after I joined) while hearing everyone say "oh, she's cute" 5 million times was beyond annoying. I eventually stood up in the middle of the meeting and yelled, "What the %#^& does THAT MEAN?!" and stormed out. I didn't participate much after that, LOL.

I'm so aspie that I actually rode my bicycle into a parked car. I had my eyes shut, and was going up a steep hill; my home was 200 feet from that parked (boom! bicycle falls over and I hit the street, shocked then laughing out loud) um...car. How embarrassing.

I'm so aspie I nearly got kicked out of my lunch table (what table you sit at for lunch is very important at my school, if you don't have a table then basically you're a complete outcast)
I put a goldfish cracker in my blue Gatorade to see it "swim". The kids at my lunch table were a little weirded out to say the least. And that was definitely not the first or last time I was told I would have to act normally or find a different place to eat lunch!

I like the unidentifiable injuries, you get to play "what object looks like this bruise"

I'm so aspie I forgot I was sitting under something sharp

At a swimming lesson as a kid sat under a metal heating vent, stood up into it and got 3" slice to my scalp. The best part was the look of pure horror on the 18 year old instructors face as I fought with him to let me go swimming and he tried to get me to sit down. I did not realize I was covered head to toe in blood until I looked down and proclaimed "Hey why are my shorts red, they are supposed to be blue!", then finally agreed to sit down.

Dr House definitely has AS, welcome

I did this too......

This thread is a revelation.

I'm so aspie I sometimes take a quick mental photograph of my surroundings and try to navigate it with my eyes shut.

I'm so aspie I have 6 black v-neck t-shirts and 3 pairs of black cargo pants (men's, they have better pockets!), so I can wear the same thing every day. I'm so aspie I call this my "hermit habit".

I'm so aspie that while at my exs house I hit my head on the sink when i went to use the bathroom..... : |

I do this too! I prefer men's clothes too because they last longer (durable) and they are way more comfortable and practical. I also sort of buy the same thing, although now I try to get different colors. So if I find a shirt I like I buy every color I like. What I USED to do was buy a bunch of the same (when I was a kid I would make my parents do this) but the other kids made fun of me hardcore for it. So I learned to get around that by buying different colors

I'm so aspie I once asked someone who had given me a pretty piece of jewelry if it was "real gold"- not because I cared about the monetary value, but because I am allergic to the fake stuff. It was really nice and I really wanted to be able to wear it. That was pretty embarrassing LOL

I definitely did the bike into a parked car too, but I got distracted by a pedestrian wearing bright coloured clothes (I swear this is a public safety hazard)

I'm so aspie I asked the wrong girl out

the 'intended target' Carolyn lived in my neighbourhood, she was attractive and funny and we got along really well, even better she showed signs of being interested. After great deliberation a endless practice and refinement of my 'will you go out with me?' speech, I saw her in her backyard and decided that today was the day.

I walked over grabbed her attention, I launched straight into my speech. I mean I was so intent on what I was doing, there was no way she could get a word in edge wise. She had a slight blank & confused look on her face, but I get that allot.

I finally reached the end, looked up and waited for an answer, she looked straight at me and said "who the f**k are you?". I had just asked out her younger sister (who I had never meet), the worst part is that they were not that close in age, they must have had 3 years between them at least. I think she got scared and thought I was some kind of 'stranger danger', but I can promise I was mortified more.

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