What Chess Piece Are You?

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http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=11437473828666506196

I got:

A Black Bishop
You scored 2 Power-Finesse, 4 Leader-Follower, 5 Unique-Ordinary, and 1 Offense-Defense!
You are conniving and sneaky, and often overlooked by your opponent. You are content to stay off to one side, allowing the bloodbath to ensue. Then, when the moment is right and the other king has let his guard down you strike! Your indirect approach to things gives your team more options. However, in the big picture you are expendable. No matter how hard you try, you can only reach half the squares on the board.

A Black Knight

You scored 4 Power-Finesse, 2 Leader-Follower, 3 Unique-Ordinary, and 2 Offense-Defense!

The rules don't really apply to you, do they? Impediments for you are opportunities, not obstacles. You are dashing and flamboyant, and you like to be right in the middle of the action. You like to protect your team and your King and Queen, by fighting off those who would dare to threaten them. In the long run, however, you cannot win the game alone. It is impossible for you to checkmate your opponent all by yourself, so you appreciate and value your teammates.

The White Queen
You scored 3 Power-Finesse, 3 Leader-Follower, 4 Unique-Ordinary, and 4 Offense-Defense!
Sometimes, you will stand by your team, keeping them safe but only because they serve you. More often, you will be found menacing the enemy and causing them to cower on their half of the board in fear of your wrath. You have power, and you enjoy projecting it -- or inflicting it. Woe to the lowly pawn or bishop who crosses your path... but beware the charming black knight, who alone of the pieces can steal your heart without you realizing it.

An Inner Black Pawn
You scored 2 Power-Finesse, 1 Leader-Follower, 3 Unique-Ordinary, and 0 Offense-Defense!
You are a believer in your cause, so you try to help your black brothers fight off the oppression of the whiteys. Your role is more supportive of the big guys on your team as they do the cool stuff, but at least you aren't just cannon fodder like the Outer Pawns. You have to react to a situation since white gets the first move, but you are the constant thorn in White's side. White is going to try to kick your ass quick, but fortuantely if your King knows what he's doing, someone's got your back. You like your contribution to be supporting the big picture, even if it means you take one for the team.

An Outer Black Pawn
You scored 2 Power-Finesse, 1 Leader-Follower, 1 Unique-Ordinary, and 2 Offense-Defense!
You are a good soldier, the man the Man counts on. Unfortunately, he may or may not care for your well being, and so he will put you out just protect his interests. This you do without question because you are a team player. Bad news for you, because your team, the black team, tends to have to be more defensive in nature, and sometimes has to make hard choices or sacrifices. Guess who just volunteered?

I guess someone had to be

An Outer White Pawn
You scored 1 Power-Finesse, 2 Leader-Follower, 2 Unique-Ordinary, and 3 Offense-Defense!
Face it: You're cannon fodder. There's big plans for your team's victory, but you don't know what they are. Worse, you're not particularly vital to them. Mostly, you exist to get in the way of a threatening black rook or queen. OH, sure, you might make it to the far end of the board and get promoted... but don't count on it.


Hee hee.

The Black King
You scored 2 Power-Finesse, 3 Leader-Follower, 2 Unique-Ordinary, and 1 Offense-Defense!

My score on The What Chess Piece Are You Test:

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A Black Rook
(You scored 3 Power-Finesse, 2 Leader-Follower, 2 Unique-Ordinary, and 2 Offense-Defense!)

"You don't have to worry about fancy plans, or sophisticated schemes. You are just on the board to kick some ass and smash some white pieces. You stand by your leaders, and they get worried when you are removed from play. You work best with your buddy, the other black rook, and when you don't have him watching your six, you tend to be somewhat innefective."

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A Black Bishop
You scored 2 Power-Finesse, 4 Leader-Follower, 5 Unique-Ordinary, and 2 Offense-Defense!
You are conniving and sneaky, and often overlooked by your opponent. You are content to stay off to one side, allowing the bloodbath to ensue. Then, when the moment is right and the other king has let his guard down you strike! Your indirect approach to things gives your team more options. However, in the big picture you are expendable. No matter how hard you try, you can only reach half the squares on the board.

The Black Queen
You scored 4 Power-Finesse, 3 Leader-Follower, 2 Unique-Ordinary, and 0 Offense-Defense!
You are devoted to the cause, and you protect the interests of the Black team. You will often be working behind the scenes, protecting even the lowliest pawn. However, you are impossible to ignore, since at any moment you could strike like the black widow. It is more in your nature to allow your opponent to make a foolish mistake that you exploit, than it is for you to try and force an aggressive victory for your team.

A Black Bishop
You scored 2 Power-Finesse, 3 Leader-Follower, 4 Unique-Ordinary, and 2 Offense-Defense!
You are conniving and sneaky, and often overlooked by your opponent. You are content to stay off to one side, allowing the bloodbath to ensue. Then, when the moment is right and the other king has let his guard down you strike! Your indirect approach to things gives your team more options. However, in the big picture you are expendable. No matter how hard you try, you can only reach half the squares on the board.

The Black Queen
You scored 4 Power-Finesse, 4 Leader-Follower, 4 Unique-Ordinary, and 2 Offense-Defense!
It is said that still waters run deep, and this is to some extent true of you. You watch the backs of your minions, keeping them safe. You allow your underlings to do much of the dirty-work, and then you use your considerable power to bring the opponent to his knees. Preferably at your feet. Your extravagant power is impossible to ignore, but sometimes 'they' forget just how powerful it is. All this said, however, beware the charming white knight, who alone of the pieces can steal your heart without you realizing it.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Power-Finesse

You scored higher than 99% on Leader-Follower

You scored higher than 99% on Unique-Ordinary

You scored higher than 99% on Offense-Defense

A Black Knight

You scored 3 Power-Finesse, 2 Leader-Follower, 4 Unique-Ordinary, and 0 Offense-Defense!
The rules don't really apply to you, do they? Impediments for you are opportunities, not obstacles. You are dashing and flamboyant, and you like to be right in the middle of the action. You like to protect your team and your King and Queen, by fighting off those who would dare to threaten them. In the long run, however, you cannot win the game alone. It is impossible for you to checkmate your opponent all by yourself, so you appreciate and value your teammates.

i took the test and i am annoyed that at the end i was asked whether i was male or female and whether i was single.
when i said i was single, i was then taken to a screen which asked me to register for something.
bugger that.
i could not care what piece i am.

You can just skip over it by clicking show me my results, when the information entry page comes up.

I didn't put in any of my personal information.