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mjs82
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22 Jul 2010, 6:28 am

Believe It or Not:

Tony Frump holds the record for the world's longest tongue.
He also holds the record for the world's deepest french kisser.

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22 Jul 2010, 6:28 am

Believe It or Not:

Spam is people! PEOPLE!! !

mjs82
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22 Jul 2010, 6:29 am

Believe It or Not:

11 out of 7 statistics are made up

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22 Jul 2010, 6:31 am

Believe It or Not:

The inscription inside the Statue of Liberty reads: ""Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free... PS No Fat Chicks"

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22 Jul 2010, 6:38 am

Believe It or Not:

That whilst young light travels at 299,792 kilometres per second, elderly light travels at 20 miles per hour and always in the middle lane.

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22 Jul 2010, 7:07 am

Believe It Or Not:

Whilst common ants can carry up to sixty times its own weight, upper class ants prefer to hire common ants to do their heavy lifting for them.

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22 Jul 2010, 7:16 am

Believe It or Not:

That five of the 11 Secret Herbs and Spices are Scary, Sporty, Baby, Posh and Ginger

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22 Jul 2010, 7:21 am

Believe It or Not:

That the machine that makes ATM's is the ATM Machine, so therefore it does exist, so stop being such a smart arse whenever I say ATM Machine loser, how $%#ing pathetic are you, you have to correct everything I say all the time, just get a life!

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22 Jul 2010, 7:23 am

Believe It or Not:

That Buzz Aldrin's not-so-famous words were: "One small step my ass, you lucky bastard..."

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22 Jul 2010, 7:24 am

Believe It or Not:

You can have my gun when you shoot it out of my cold dead hands

mjs82
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22 Jul 2010, 7:27 am

Believe It or Not:

That the lovechild of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy was a hideously deformed rabbit-pig hybrid monster named Tom who killed seventeen people

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22 Jul 2010, 7:29 am

Believe It or Not:

That despite there now being half a billion users on Facebook, creator Mark Zuckerberg still doesn't have any friends

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22 Jul 2010, 7:32 am

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A man must walk down 7,492 roads before you can call him a man

mjs82
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22 Jul 2010, 7:36 am

Believe It or Not:

That World War I was started by a crazed fan who killed the lead singer from Franz Ferdinand

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22 Jul 2010, 8:15 am

I believe it all

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23 Jul 2010, 7:59 am

blue_bean wrote:

I believe it all

Believe It or Not:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, shame on you twice. Fool me fourtht, shame on me twice. Fool me fifth'd, shame on you thrice. Fool me me sixtheded, shame on me thrice.

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