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LoveMyAspieGirl
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04 Jul 2010, 8:42 pm

Title says it all. 8)



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04 Jul 2010, 9:19 pm

You will become a famous musician.


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04 Jul 2010, 11:08 pm

You will start a 1960s music museum :)



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04 Jul 2010, 11:33 pm

You will change your name to dt19 on your 19th birthday.



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05 Jul 2010, 1:27 am

He will think, therefore he will be. Or she.


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05 Jul 2010, 7:10 am

You will have bacon for breakfast.



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05 Jul 2010, 1:58 pm

You will get through that book if it's the last thing you ever do.


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05 Jul 2010, 2:03 pm

The car mechanic will explain that the reason your car won't start is that the carburettor is flooded. And there is also half a pig roasting under the bonnet.


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05 Jul 2010, 2:06 pm

You will outlive the road runner, but you will die penniless after giving your life's savings to ACME.


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05 Jul 2010, 2:13 pm

You get an allergy to all meat products and become a vegan!


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05 Jul 2010, 3:55 pm

You discover the truth of that saying "there are no atheists in foxholes" (or any other kind of holes blown open by Acme products)



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06 Jul 2010, 5:24 am

You discover the Abbey has bought more frozen fish-sticks for you to cook. :P


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06 Jul 2010, 11:31 am

^I've gotten used to it by now.....

You and Booyakasha will marry and have 17 children.



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06 Jul 2010, 11:46 am

^ :lol: 8O

You will marry ProfessorX and live happily ever after on your own chicken ranch :P


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06 Jul 2010, 11:53 am

You will tell your grandchildren that you used to walk 7 miles to school when you were their age. Barefoot. In the snow.



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06 Jul 2010, 2:17 pm

In your next life, your name will be Mary, and you will have a little lamb...untill the coyote blew it up with Acme fireworks celebrating his vegitarianism.


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