Which chemical element are you?

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He... Helium.

You scored 24 Mass, 22 Electronegativity, 42 Metal, and 60 Radioactivity!
That's odd, our tests indicate that you did not just take this test. In fact, we're not even sure you exist. Oh, wait, no, somebody just found indirect evidence of you in the deep Earth and in the Sun. Okay, so you're real, but man, you need to get out more. Actually, you're pretty cool, always doing your own thing, but we kinda wish that you would interact with us a bit more. On a positive note, I think some research lab in Berkeley has managed to put you into a psuedo-stable relationship that, if you're kept very cold, you won't walk away from... or maybe that was Xenon. I forget.

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Mass Distribution

You scored 24% on Mass, higher than 12% of your peers.
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Electroneg Distribution

You scored 22% on Electroneg, higher than 22% of your peers.
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Metal Distribution

You scored 42% on Metal, higher than 23% of your peers.
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Radioactivity Distribution

You scored 60% on Radioactivity, higher than 93% of your peers.

Your result for The Which Chemical Element Am I Test ...
Pb... Lead

You scored 60 Mass, 37 Electronegativity, 28 Metal, and 20 Radioactivity!
You are a byproduct of radioactive decay... I don't know how to interpret that. Anyway, you're absolutely fixed in how you approach life, but it is really all okay to you. You're like that guy who flew too close to the sun, achieved omniscience for a couple seconds, and then forgot everything while returning to Earth only to spend the rest of his days as a blind man with a distant alien wisdom and sadness in his vacant eyes. You probably really love kids, but know to stay away from them because some aspect of your otherworldly nature makes them sick... especially when they eat you in the form of paint chips.
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

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Mass Distribution

You scored 60% on Mass, higher than 96% of your peers.
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Electroneg Distribution

You scored 37% on Electroneg, higher than 72% of your peers.
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Metal Distribution

You scored 28% on Metal, higher than 6% of your peers.
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Radioactivity Distribution

You scored 20% on Radioactivity, higher than 86% of your peers.

Barium

You scored 56 Mass, 10 Electronegativity, 41 Metal, and 60 Radioactivity!

I've always liked Barium

Your result for The Which Chemical Element Am I Test ...
Hg... Mercury
You scored 56 Mass, 34 Electronegativity, 58 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!
Quicksilver. You are a contradiction in terms and the largest most grave flaw in this classification scheme... you defy all expectations because, while your interactions with things should be marked by intransigence, inflexibility, and singlemindedness, you manage to slip through and engulf problems and concepts with an impossibly fluid grace. You are an unknown quantity, and one that subsumes others and forces them to reexamine their entire paradigm. Okay, I'm just throwing out grandiose sentences now because I can't rationalize where mercury falls in this scheme... be proud though... its awesome.

I'm Unobtanium I'm worth 20 Million a Kilogram.

Rh...Rhodium

You scored 52 Mass, 54 Electronegativity, 58 Metal, and 40 Radioactivity!

You know exactly how the world should be, and you don't well-tolerate deviations from your ideals. You have spheres of friends arranged in decreasing importance to you with decreasing proximity... your core group of which almost never changes. You can be described as imperious, and you demand without words that people fit into their prescribed place in your universe... and it is YOUR universe. You are intransigent in beliefs, but you still will just as likely exclude the misguided from your grace as destroy them. Granted it is a very well-ordered universe, and were everyone to just do what you said it would all work very well....

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Na... Sodium

You scored 49 Mass, 14 Electronegativity, 51 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!
You are the very salt of the Earth... well, part of it anyway. Society needs a lot of you. You'd of made a perfect peasant in feudal times. You do your own thing without asking too much, but once you've established yourself in your life you don't change it too easily. The problem with you is that, while you are a great cornerstone of a society, you don't really feel the personal onus to keep it going. That's why we need taxes... heh heh heh. With respect to relationships you'll probably, sadly, never find one of those loves that solves every problem you've ever had... but you're still capable of having a great relationship filled with all sorts of positive nouns like trust and whatnot. You can balance your lack of neediness by being with someone who deeply does need you (or needs someone at least)... halogens are good for that (F, Cl, Br, I). Unfortunately you can replace that one special person easily with a whole lot of people who are a little special, so this relationship probably will not last forever... go for it if you live in the countryside... if you're in the city then it might just be best to live the bachelor's life until you grow sick of it.

Barium

You scored 59 Mass, 17 Electronegativity, 30 Metal, and 30 Radioactivity

LOL

This is a shockingly accurate description of me.

Si... Silicon
You scored 38 Mass, 30 Electronegativity, 34 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

Interesting. Take a bunch of really common person-elements and throw them together to get something truely exceptional... that's you. You are probably someone that gave up on trying to understand society at large a long time ago. You don't fear it, but you don't try to be one with it either. You are more or less unperturbed by things... if a problem comes up you might deal with it, or you might avoid it... whatever. You don't take kindly to people pushing you around, and you don't really push anyone else around. You're probably the only one that can tame oxygen simply because you don't understand it's raging neediness, but that doesn't mean that you'll really enjoy having a tame oxygen hanging around all that much either. You can probably get along with people like yourself really well, but you aren't your own soulmate... if only they could make entire colonies of people like you you'd be stoked. Just like you don't understand society, society doesn't understand you... and yes that is my excuse for not knowing how to describe you better.

Yes, I know, the universe sh** me out whole. I met god on the way out of there and he just gave me a WTF look. I guess I wasnt part of his calculations XD

That and It would also explain why doctors have such a problem X-raying me.

Barium

You scored 58 Mass, 5 Electronegativity, 38 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!
Ahh, the isolationist. You might be in prison, or you might be living alone out in the desert with only your guns to keep you company, but you're certainly not mingling with society at large. You have little desire for what society has to offer, but if someone comes for what you have then there's going to be a rumble. Your best chance for interpersonal happiness will come after the dust settles and you and your opponent reawaken in a field of devastation that has scoured all other life from the Earth for miles around... if the opponent fought well, you can find happiness in that mutual admiration.

Si... Silicon

You scored 35 Mass, 30 Electronegativity, 23 Metal, and 80 Radioactivity!
Interesting. Take a bunch of really common person-elements and throw them together to get something truely exceptional... that's you. You are probably someone that gave up on trying to understand society at large a long time ago. You don't fear it, but you don't try to be one with it either. You are more or less unperturbed by things... if a problem comes up you might deal with it, or you might avoid it... whatever. You don't take kindly to people pushing you around, and you don't really push anyone else around. You're probably the only one that can tame oxygen simply because you don't understand it's raging neediness, but that doesn't mean that you'll really enjoy having a tame oxygen hanging around all that much either. You can probably get along with people like yourself really well, but you aren't your own soulmate... if only they could make entire colonies of people like you you'd be stoked. Just like you don't understand society, society doesn't understand you... and yes that is my excuse for not knowing how to describe you better.

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Na... Sodium

You scored 46 Mass, 17 Electronegativity, 29 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

The sad thing is, this is accurate... except that I avoid mingling with society at large from the comfort of my own home.

Barium
You scored 56 Mass, 18 Electronegativity, 42 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

Ahh, the isolationist. You might be in prison, or you might be living alone out in the desert with only your guns to keep you company, but you're certainly not mingling with society at large. You have little desire for what society has to offer, but if someone comes for what you have then there's going to be a rumble. Your best chance for interpersonal happiness will come after the dust settles and you and your opponent reawaken in a field of devastation that has scoured all other life from the Earth for miles around... if the opponent fought well, you can find happiness in that mutual admiration. Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)


You scored 56% on Mass, higher than 93% of your peers.


You scored 18% on Electroneg, higher than 12% of your peers.


You scored 42% on Metal, higher than 23% of your peers.


You scored 0% on Radioactivity, higher than 25% of your peers.

Si... Silicon

You scored 35 Mass, 35 Electronegativity, 14 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

Interesting. Take a bunch of really common person-elements and throw them together to get something truely exceptional... that's you. You are probably someone that gave up on trying to understand society at large a long time ago. You don't fear it, but you don't try to be one with it either. You are more or less unperturbed by things... if a problem comes up you might deal with it, or you might avoid it... whatever. You don't take kindly to people pushing you around, and you don't really push anyone else around. You're probably the only one that can tame oxygen simply because you don't understand it's raging neediness, but that doesn't mean that you'll really enjoy having a tame oxygen hanging around all that much either. You can probably get along with people like yourself really well, but you aren't your own soulmate... if only they could make entire colonies of people like you you'd be stoked. Just like you don't understand society, society doesn't understand you... and yes that is my excuse for not knowing how to describe you better.