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12 Jul 2010, 9:39 pm

One of my recent fantasy bubbles in my mind when out in a social situation, me being a humanoid ant with clicking jaws.
Out of 20: -
Strength: 15
Toughness: 12
Special attack: 16
Speed: 12

Let's battle. Who has a strange weird thing they recently fantasized themselves as? :)


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13 Jul 2010, 5:56 am

^^Wheee, I believe this is a very fun idea thankee samtoo.

Nettle-Man: All of his little hairs are happy stinging spines like a nettle.

Strength: 7
Toughness: 9
Special Attack: 19
Speed: 7

I am very sorry if this is silly of me.


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13 Jul 2010, 9:11 am

No that's cool. :P
Humanoid ant attempts to bite Nettle-man...


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13 Jul 2010, 9:14 am

Nettle-Man stiffens his bristles in defense.

^^Yaaye I believe I am very excited.


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13 Jul 2010, 9:18 am

Oh I forgot about the HP lol. :lol:
Oh well - Humanoid ant, in the process of biting Nettle-Man, finds he has been stung a little, and Nettle-Man has a slight dent on a part of his stem.
Humanoid ant feels irritated and attempts to tackle Nettle-Man.


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13 Jul 2010, 9:24 am

Poor Nettle-Man falls to the floor and his poor left arm snaps. However, in the process of the tackle, Humanoid Ant's arms become very stung.

Oh dear, I am very sorry for fighting, samtoo.


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13 Jul 2010, 9:27 am

No that's cool man - battle away! ^^ Thank you for joining this battle. :)
Nettle-Man has brought some time even without a left arm to get to his feet.
Humanoid ant is dazed and his vision is blurred... he shakes his head, trying to regain his senses.


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13 Jul 2010, 9:30 am

Nettle-Man grabs his left arm with his right hand to use as a weapon. Humanoid-Ant regains his senses just in time!

(^^Yaye thankee for creating this battle samtoo).


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13 Jul 2010, 9:34 am

As Nettle-Man swings his left arm at Humanoid ant, he misses as Humanoid ant ducks.
With Nettle-Man temporarily off balance, Humanoid ant aims for the head of Nettle-Man with his jaws, but just as he tries this, Nettle-Man has a trick up his sleeve...

(Great that you are having fun, Tomasu :D)


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13 Jul 2010, 9:40 am

"Ah ha!" shouts Nettle-Man as he squeezes his left arm with his right hand, firing a sticky goo on humanoid ant's feet. Humanoid-ant trips whilst lunging for Nettle-Man's head, yet manages to bite off Nettle-Man's right foot.


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13 Jul 2010, 9:49 am

Both combatants are a mess, with Humanoid ant full of venom and Nettle-Man missing his left arm and right foot.
Nettle-Man falls over, but since he is a plant doesn't feel pain (is that right?), and can still continue.
Humanoid ant is startled and dazed, but soldiers on.
Both combatants stare at each other, anticipating their opponents' next move and thinking about their own next move, with this theme tune playing: -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHbizE2_ ... re=related
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13 Jul 2010, 9:57 am

samtoo wrote:
Both combatants stare at each other, anticipating their opponents' next move and thinking about their own next move, with this theme tune playing: -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHbizE2_ ... re=related
(Sorry I don't know how to post videos to be on this page)



^^Yaaaye, I believe this is very fun samtoo!

(I believe you may also be very correct that Nettle-Man may not feel pain. However, I believe he is very brittle!)

Whilst lying upon the floor, and the battle in stalemate, Nettle-Man attempts to aim his right leg-stump so that he may fire his gooey sap into Humanoid Ant's eyes.

However, Humanoid-Ant notices this...


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13 Jul 2010, 10:06 am

(Awesome that you are having fun, Tomasu. :))

And quickly turns his head, although only half successfully as one of his eyes gets stung.
Humanoid ant can still concentrate and attempts to shoot some venom of his own at Nettle-Man, which takes him by surprise, but due to his slender shape, is only hit by a small amount of venom...


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13 Jul 2010, 2:35 pm

The parts of Nettle-Man that are hit by the venom begin to melt and the bristles on these parts are removed. These parts include the top-left part of the torso, the lower right arm and left little toe. Sensing defeat, Nettle-Man quickly searches for cover ...


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13 Jul 2010, 2:54 pm

Humanoid ant recharges after firing his venom.
Nettle-Man is nowhere to be seen when Humanoid ant looks up to continue the fight, and he scratches his head in confusion...


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13 Jul 2010, 3:03 pm

Nettle-Man has found refuge within dense patch of bushes and attempts to restore his lost bark-flesh with the plants here. However, he cannot restore his lost limbs in such a short time. He only hopes that Humanoid Ant does not discover before his flesh restoration is complete.


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