Happy Birthday to You--Joke Versions.

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I wonder if anyone on WrongPlanet has heard or knows about joke versions of the Birthday Song.
If so, do post them.

An example, to get you started:

Happy Birthday to you
You belong in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one, too.

How about if you go out to a restaurant and the waitstaff sings to someone on their birthday? One server leads and the other repeat/sing the words in parentheses.

I don't know what I've been told. (I don't know what I've been told.)
Someone here is getting old. (Someone here is getting old.)
The good news is we sing for free. (The good news is we sing for free.)
The bad news is we sing offkey. (The bad news is we sing offkey.)
Sound off. (Happy) Sound off. (Birthday.) Sound off. All: Happy Birthday to you!