The Banishment Game

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In this game a poster finds some random, and otherwise inoffensive, aspect of the poster above (or just a blind accusation of something which is also otherwise inoffensive) and pretends to take offense at such and makes a decree of banishment to/from some absurd location or another.


Example:

I take offense at your association with the Ministry Of Silly Walks, therefore I hereby banish you from the treadmills of perpetual motion forever!

By order of Dandelion Fireworks, for flagrantly failing to be a parakeet, iamnotaparakeet is hereby banished from the Canary Islands.

For the offense of stealing the purple dinosaur weeds from the prisons of hashkabab I hereby banish Dandelion Fireworks from eating any printers or cooking any shoes!