Invent a surgical procedure

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25 Jan 2011, 12:36 pm

Nincomplasty

For those who complain of being too smart, affixing a random object to the brain can turn you into a blithering idiot in seconds.

Centaurcentesis

Removal of rear legs.

Perplexypexy

To induce a state of permanent befuddlement.

Pedesis

Fusing the feet together to create one ten toed mega foot.

This page might give you some ideas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_su ... procedures

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25 Jan 2011, 1:29 pm

Anal Lobotomy

Little is known about this procedure, except that it is considered a crime against nature and humanity in 83 countries.

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25 Jan 2011, 1:46 pm

Fed up smiling all day ? Want to look angry and important ?
I hear a smilectomy procedure is becoming more popular as seen on Victoria Beckham.

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25 Jan 2011, 5:20 pm

Adapting some of those real procedures in your list :

Zooplasty : What elephants need if they want cosmetic surgery for witness protection purposes

Sigmoidoscopy : For that hard build-up of calculus...

Hepatectomy : To remove a pet snake from an obsessed reptile enthusiast...

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25 Jan 2011, 6:21 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Anal Lobotomy

Little is known about this procedure, except that it is considered a crime against nature and humanity in 83 countries.

It's for those with rectal-cephalic inversion syndrome and other psycho-proctological disorders.

Some people seemed to have had a encephalectomy......

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26 Jan 2011, 12:00 am

ignorantitis removal. The removal of the blockage in a brain which make the sufferer unable to recognize it's ludicrously wrong ideas. successful surgical outcome relies on the admission that global warming is real.

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26 Jan 2011, 12:35 am

Craniectomy. The removal of ones head.

Reference to the Hostile Hospital by Lemony Snicket.

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26 Jan 2011, 7:07 am

Charismectomy

Removal of all charm

Memoropsy

Viewing memories from a patient's banks.

Egorapphy

Strengthening an ego by insertion of flattering comments "Have you lost weight!"

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26 Jan 2011, 1:46 pm

Misterectomy - A "quick-and-easy" alternative to a sex change. Involves one trained samurai, a Viagra, and a blood bucket.

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26 Jan 2011, 5:06 pm

ryan93 wrote:

Misterectomy - A "quick-and-easy" alternative to a sex change. Involves one trained samurai, a Viagra, and a blood bucket.

That's very funny :lol:

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29 Jan 2011, 5:08 pm

Sonictomy

Amputation of rings.

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29 Jan 2011, 5:54 pm

Snotectomey. The procedure of operating on a persons nose so it doesn't run so much.

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30 Jan 2011, 3:47 am

posterior olfactoryplasty- reserved for patients incapable of sensing that their [stuff] does indeed stink.

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30 Jan 2011, 4:12 am

trans-naval orciectomy

(having one or both testicles removed through your belly button)

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30 Jan 2011, 4:24 am

Quadarthrectomy self-transplant : Swapping one's limbs around into different positions.

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30 Jan 2011, 4:30 am

trans-umbilical rectal analplasty- for people who don't like to sit down and defecate.

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