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A rip-off of the other games where you add words to the last segment of words to make a story, but this time adding 5 words. Feel free to also add full stops, commas, e.g.

I'll start:

There once was a man

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes.

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair.

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat.

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.