How badass are you?

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http://www.okcupid.com/tests/quiz-how-badass-are-you

The classy nobody.
6% badass-ness!

look, I'm not saying you're not cool. You probably are. But there is a big difference between "cool" and badass. You my friend are not badass. Im sorry im sure your intentions are good. You just need to remember a true badass not only is cool but is larger then life. Get something big in your personallity and come take it again!

Haha.

This line:

"no thanks, I dont have to drink to have fun."

sounds like something I would really want to say. What a dork I am. But a dork having fun without having to drink to do it!

The off base badass.

11% badass-ness!

In many circles you are pretty badass. You do a lot of badass things. But you got no style, no class. Remember, its not enough to just do classically badass things. You need to have that flare, that zazz, that special something that takes you to a new level of badass. A for effort though.

I didn't bother finishing the quiz because some of the answers were not applicable to me, especially the "hot waitress" part. The author of that quiz clearly didn't take into consideration that there might be other people besides straight guys taking that quiz.

Yeah, I pretended I was a guy for a lot of the questions.

I have a 99.4% mortality rate. (The Stand)

The off base badass.

12% badass-ness!

In many circles you are pretty badass. You do a lot of badass things. But you got no style, no class. Remember, its not enough to just do classically badass things. You need to have that flare, that zazz, that special something that takes you to a new level of badass. A for effort though.

wow, you need to rethink your life.

-1% badass-ness!

You have managed to get a NEGATIVE score in badassness. There could be several reasons for this. A). you have about as much personallity as a screen door B). You try to be so badass that it comes off as completely UN-badass or C). my test is why off base......Its likely that its either A or B though. seriously, dress different, get an english accent, do SOMETHING that sets you apart.

The classy nobody.
1% badass-ness!

I think I got that 1% for having a European accent. It's definitely not a badass accent though

4%. Wow. That's up 300% from last year.

But still, his test is BS. I'm a whole lot more badass than 4%. Need I bring out the 2,000lb laser guided JDAMs?

-1% badass. They just didn't ask the right questions.
However, someone once actually called me "goody two-shoes" (odd term). I think I suggested he not steal something.

So far I'm the most badass person in this thread.

I got a blank screen for the result.

You go Idaho Rose!

The classy nobody.
2% badass-ness!

look, I'm not saying you're not cool. You probably are. But there is a big difference between "cool" and badass. You my friend are not badass. Im sorry im sure your intentions are good. You just need to remember a true badass not only is cool but is larger then life. Get something big in your personallity and come take it again!



***Wow, the spelling in that quiz was so atrocious, I almost stopped mid-way through! Does that mean I lose a %? LOL***