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17 May 2011, 2:16 pm

Edible sellotape


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17 May 2011, 2:18 pm

Hyperdrive

Mass Fabricator

Stealth Battleship

Submersible Aircraft Carrier

Antimatter Gun

Female Robot


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17 May 2011, 2:19 pm

Water soluble bricks.


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17 May 2011, 3:07 pm

Forum software that either doubles your posts or ignores them and suggests you watch autism TV instead.


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17 May 2011, 3:09 pm

Solar-powered homes.


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17 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Rocket Propelled Chainsaw.



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17 May 2011, 5:11 pm

A Breathalyzer App for the iPhone



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17 May 2011, 6:22 pm

The chair workout (get skinny while sitting down)



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17 May 2011, 9:17 pm

A banana un-peeler.


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17 May 2011, 9:22 pm

A Lexicon of Womanspeak

A mood detector

A hand-held device that can detect when a lie is being told, or when the truth is being evaded or "made up".

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Television programming that is educational, entertaining, and written with adults in mind.

A limb and tissue regenerator (works on internal organs, too!)

Self-Cleaning Holodecks



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17 May 2011, 9:25 pm

A banana re-peeler, in case you change your mind! :D


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18 May 2011, 1:15 am

^ A zip fastener you can sew on to banana skins giving you the option to open and close them at your will. :P


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18 May 2011, 2:14 am

Bananas with edible skins.


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18 May 2011, 2:40 am

male dish-washer with a semi french accent. :P



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18 May 2011, 11:32 am

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A laptop that is impervious to drinks being spilled on it. :wink:


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18 May 2011, 11:49 am

A mini-Vax for spot-cleaning clothing.

Cyber Clean for the geeks themselves, not just for cleaning their computers.

Cat cellophane - wrap round your cat so you/your home doesn't get covered in cat hairs...because duct taping the cat is just cruel.


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