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Circle989898
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17 Nov 2011, 1:58 pm

Post something that you wish your fortune cookie really said. They always seem positive, lets bring some negative on the thing.





You forgot your wallet. :twisted:



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17 Nov 2011, 5:34 pm

This is from a real one:
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried".
I can't beat that. :lol:



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20 Nov 2011, 3:06 am

Your waitress thinks you are sexy!



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20 Nov 2011, 5:06 am

Don't marry him, it's not worth it.


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