You Are a Cranberry
On the one hand, you are snarky and ironic. You have a pretty well developed dark side.
On the other hand, you enjoy the company of sweeter, more positive people. You do best around happy folks.
You are uproariously funny. You have a well honed sarcastic side, and you can always find humor in the worst of times.
You may seem a bit bitter, but you're just a realist. You're not going to sugarcoat things just to make people feel comfortable.