Write your own epitaph

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Simple game for the more morose aspie, write down what you think your epitaph would be(for those who don't know the epitaph is the inscription on your tombstone) can be funny or, if you're me, a little creepy.

I'll start: "He finally snapped, like we always knew he would"

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"One More Time"



(sorry, bad reincarnation reference)

"Only Passing Through"

These three words contain a cypher that will lead people to my hidden cache of ".999" gold bullion.

"This is ruining my complexion"

we all knew that shyness was going to kill her someday...

Having flown from hub to rim,
Death itself could not find him;
He himself found his own death
After having held his breath.

"GET OFF MY LAWN!"

Do not disturb. Already quite disturbed.

One cannot command a starship without Earl Grey...hot.

Now she sleeps with the fishes

Slain by Keilogwu, Arrow of Chronos, Death of Worlds.

once upon a time

"Best before end", followed by the date of my death. Or perhaps "do not reanimate", as a message to the Victor Frankensteins and Herbert Wests out there. If I was a Christian, the inscription would be "Race you there". And if I was a Buddhist, I'd pick a recycling symbol But I probably won't need a headstone, since I'm planning to donate my body to science.

Hopefully I can live up to my planned epitaph:

''He strove every day to become a better man. As death approached, he could with confidence say : I have never been a better person than I am now.''

"Please exit the catacombs and leave the tomb world with your arms in the air....flailing wildly."