Big Word Insults

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For this game you will craft an insult using big words. No bad language. be very creative. the best ones will cause people to think about it to realize it is an insult.

I would give you an example but you lack sufficient cerebral capacity to form a coherent thought process to interpret the vernacular I will be expressing.

I actually told that to a person as an insult. He thanked me for the compliment. That is until his compatriots explained to him in small words that I had just called him stupid.

Your Turn.

"Wow! Your ability to reason is utterly coprolitic!" -- said by me to a former classmate, who proudly told his girlfriend that she also had a coprolitic mind. She was a paleontology major at the time...



(Merriam-Webster: "Coprolite")

You know, most people couldn't wear that, but being so steatopygous, they fit you perfectly.

You're such a schadenfreude.

Schadenfreude - a person who gets satisfaction or enjoyment from another persons suffering.

When I was younger I used to call my friends "monocephalic" just so they'd think I was insulting them.

When the universe self-terminates, your cerebral capacity will have increased .0000001 percentum.

You're the derivative of acceleration.

I'm the fossil-fuel driven rotary cutter and you're the herbaceous monocot. And I'm going to prune your verdant gluteus maximus.

Your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8m/s

- Steven Hawking

Yours is the worst case of cephalo-rectitis I've ever seen...

You're a charlatan!