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FalconPunch39
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19 Jan 2011, 3:20 pm

This is a thread based on "Chuck Norris Facts". Where you tell a fact about the above poster with an exaggerated claim about being strong and invincible or God like.

For instance: (username) can make onions cry!

Once (username) cut himself/herself with a knife and the knife is the only one that bled.



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19 Jan 2011, 5:11 pm

Oh my God, I love Chuck Norris jokes. :lol:

FalconPunch39 is the only one that can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip.



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19 Jan 2011, 6:20 pm

Social_Fantom is the only one who can recreate the 'Single Bullet Theory' while blindfolded!


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19 Jan 2011, 7:52 pm

When he was born, the doctor didn't slap Wallourdes. Instead, Wallourdes roundhouse-kicked him right in the schnoz!



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19 Jan 2011, 8:00 pm

When mv jogs she doesn't move, the earth just turns faster.


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19 Jan 2011, 8:40 pm

When Wallourdes takes a dump, there is no human waste, because everything is useful that comes from Wallourdes.



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19 Jan 2011, 9:07 pm

Mindslave has counted to infinity, twice.



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20 Jan 2011, 1:04 am

Social_Fantom has two Y chromosomes, because he's twice the man as any other.


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20 Jan 2011, 8:36 am

KittenWithAWhip is the only person that can be on X-Box Live using a PS3



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20 Jan 2011, 9:13 am

FalconPunch39 doesn't do push-ups. He stays perfectly still while the world moves down.



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20 Jan 2011, 10:59 am

Simonono once called Chuck Norris a sissy because he was looking for an easy fight!



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20 Jan 2011, 11:02 am

FalconPunch39 doesn't need a hammer. He pounds nails with his own hands!


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20 Jan 2011, 11:31 am

KyleTheGhost is suing God for copyright infringment for creating the Big Bang!



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20 Jan 2011, 5:44 pm

FalconPunch39 crack a board with a tap!


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20 Jan 2011, 6:07 pm

KyleTheGhost can make a snowman using fire!



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20 Jan 2011, 6:33 pm

FalconPunch39 eats nails for breakfast. Without any milk.


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