Make your own Chuck Norris Facts

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I am sure that many of us on WP are aware of the Internet phenomenon about Chuck Norris being able to do things that the average Joe would not be able to do.

For example, Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Here's your chance to make up your own similar fact.

(BTW, any number divided by zero is "undefined" if you haven't taken calculus, and x as x approaches +/- infinity if you have)

Chuck Norris contains 98.5% pure Higgs Bosons.

Chuck Norris welcomed Guns 'N Roses to The Jungle.

Chuck Norris finished an Ironman race, and he ran the whole way... even on the water.

Chuck Norris, meat tenderizer.

Chuck Norris can leap Burj Khalifa in a single bound.

Chuck Norris can out spy Austin Powers.

is When Kenny dies, he's dreaming. The only REAL time he died was when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him.

If Chuck Norris can see you, Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you.

The first man to break the sound barrier was not actually Chuck Yeager. It was a man Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked into space.

Chuck Norris walks into a building and the building collapses.

He can make the square root of -1 into a real number.

N.A.S.A. reports that the majority of space junk in orbit around the Earth is in fact Chuck Norris's Semen.

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Chuck Norris can karate chop a ten-ton block of concrete in half with one blow.

Chuck Norris once slayed and subsequently revived Sean Connery on April Fool's day.

Chuck Norris can reverse entropy...by giving entropy a roundhouse kick!

Chuck Norris can turn Justin Bieber gay.