#Hashtag

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Okay this one was inspired by Jimmy Fallon's show. In which one person gives a theme with an hashtag, and others give a story related to the hashtag.

For example: Person A. gives a #Cooking Fail
Person B. ... story ...
Then who ever gave a story becomes Person A. and gives a new hashtag

So I will start with #I used to think

Then I became a politician and now am a puppet of the lobbyists that paid for my campaign.

#I can't fall asleep

"I hate naptime! It's only, like, noon! The sun is still out, and I still have a sugar high from that Coke that I had at the park! Look, Molly isn't asleep, either! Pst, Molly, do you want to play 'I-Spy?' I spy with my little eyes...oh, snap, it's Mrs. Carson! I better pretend to be asleep...how much longer am I going to have to lay here in the dark and be quiet and not be able to play? I hate naptime."

#You don't know the half of it

I really wish I hadn't broken my copy of Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3, I've been super motivated to play and now I have no way to.

#Hindsight

I should not have given my car to my sister for the day, because I got it two weeks later.

# Holiday disasters

Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?

#ThisSurelyIsADream

"I never thought that I would be comfortable with one hundred people, but I also never thought that a hundred people would be willing to support my ambitions and ideas; I can't believe that I finally have one hundred followers on tumblr!"

# Aliens Make Good Neighbors

2lb bag of gummy bears.

#GummyTummy

Why did i eat too much of these Gummy bears now my stomach is all Gelatinous and stuff

#IWokeUpAndIHaveFourArmsAndThreeLegsForSomeReason