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adhesaphobia- the fear of glue and sticky things

Tolietiaphobia-The fear of using the bathroom. You don't fear restrooms themselves but as you sit on the John you have a massive panic attack and end up doing your business in your pants and screaming "No more potty, no more pottyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!"

phobia-inator, weapon to inflict people with random phobias

Alloangrophobia - fear of making other people angry
(as opposed to the actual angrophobia, where you are afraid of yourself getting angry)

Telemarketaphobia = Fear of telemarketer callers. I am on the national do not call list, and still occasionally get sales calls.

Electionaphobia = Fear of elections.

Politicianaphobia = Fear of politicians. It gets worse the closer you get to election time. See Electionaphobia above.

Campaigncalleraphobia = Fear of campaign callers. This also gets worse the closer you get to election time.

Collectionagencycalleraphobia = Fear of calls from debt collection agencies. I keep getting calls for someone else. Either they had my number before me, or they made up a number--mine--that they keep giving out when filling out forms all over the place. So the debt collectors keep calling here. The deadbeat lady has a hard to pronounce, Polish or Russian last name. The debt agencies refuse to spell it for me, so I can't do an internet search on her. Since I can't find her, I have no way of making her stop, so I am stuck getting debt calls meant for her.

I had a similar problem at my last address. The first number I was assigned by my phone company at my previous address was almost the same as the number for a massage parlor in a nearby town. It was not a theraputic massage parlor. I kept getting calls at all hours from johns who had missdialed the number in their attempts to make an appointment. I finally had to report it to the phone company, so I could get another number. A short time later I read in the paper that the police had raided the joint.

Unfortunately, my replacement number at my previous address had belonged to a deadbeat couple before me, so I was getting their debt collection calls. I can't win.

Pentaphobia- fear of the number 5.

Badmachineaphobia- The fear of machines and appliances not working properly.

Fabophobia - the fear that things will be too wonderful.

Flabophobia - Fear of being a girly-man in front of men that have come to "pump *clap!* you up!"

Fibophobia - the fear of dishonesty.

Fobophobia - the fear of tags on key rings.

Flubophobia - the fear of messing up.

[i]Phonophobia=Fear of any device that looks rings or in any way functions like a telephone Includes but is not limited to Recieverphobia and of course OperatorPhobia also known as LilyTomlinphobia and Cordo and Cordlessphonoephobia/i]

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Every phobia I think I make up I google it and see that someone has already created it, for example:

Phobophobia- a fear of being afraid.

Terraphobia- fear of the earth.

Terranphobia~ fear of humans

groanasmaphobia=fear of noisy orgasms.

Friday Monday song switch phobia~ worry that the Rebecca Black song, "Friday" {this is clickable link], & The Bangles song, "Manic Monday" [this is clickablelink] will get stuck in your head on opposite days & you'll start singing "It's Friday Friday" on Monday & you'll sing "It's Just Another Manic Monday" on Friday. This phobia is most prevalent with secretaries who's offices have their radios on the soft-rock station.

Camundiedraphopbia - fear of finding a camel hiding in your underwear drawer

nasophlegmophobia: Fear of runny noses.