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whiteskunk
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20 Aug 2007, 2:12 pm

Come up with a totally absurd law. Be as outrageous as you want.

I'll start:

It is illegal to paint your bedroom lime green on a wednesday without the expressed written consent of your neighbors landlords dog.


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20 Aug 2007, 2:13 pm

In NY state, it's illegal to keep a donkey
in your bathtub.



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20 Aug 2007, 6:52 pm

You are no longer allowed to hold chocolate ice cream cones outside any third floor window.



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20 Aug 2007, 7:19 pm

It is against the law to be in the middle of town after 10pm, unless you are a police officer.


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20 Aug 2007, 8:15 pm

It is illegal to be seen through a window of your house by a passer-by while using the computer...especially at night.


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20 Aug 2007, 8:46 pm

You will get your hands sliced off for tap dancing.


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21 Aug 2007, 12:40 am

It's illegal to see an escort while wearing a swimsuit, unless she uses "courtesan" as her job title.



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21 Aug 2007, 5:42 am

Streets are out of bounds if you are wearing shoes



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21 Aug 2007, 8:49 am

masturbating with Icy-Hot shall be punishable by a painful burning sensation.



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21 Aug 2007, 9:23 am

New federal tax on people who watch tv while eatting dinner.


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24 Aug 2007, 6:30 pm

It shall be contravening the law to utter a word containing the letter 'e' except on alternating leap years.


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25 Aug 2007, 2:32 pm

It is unlawful for homes to cost more than $100,000 in any urban area.


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25 Aug 2007, 3:58 pm

Listening to rap will result in an immediate flogging.


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25 Aug 2007, 4:00 pm

Immediate flogging of a person will result in the inflictor being subjected to rap music.


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25 Aug 2007, 5:45 pm

jrknothead wrote:
masturbating with Icy-Hot shall be punishable by a painful burning sensation.



Now you tell me. . .I found that out the hard way.


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26 Aug 2007, 5:15 pm

All movie theaters shall replace popcorn & high-fat/sugar/calorie products with peanuts & water!


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