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envirozentinel
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02 Jul 2014, 12:25 pm

Theme as follows: the teacher has asked you to use a word in a sentence, and a strange answer follows.

Example:

BACON

It's my birthday party on Monday, so my mom wants to bacon the weekend so there's enough cake.

ARREARS

There are certain arrears in the city where I won't go at night.

Try the following:

CANOE



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02 Jul 2014, 12:30 pm

I don't understand, could you be more pacific.


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02 Jul 2014, 12:41 pm

Canoe use "sandal" in a sentence?



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02 Jul 2014, 12:51 pm

I went barefoot to the beach and it started to rain, and the sandal stuck to my feet.


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02 Jul 2014, 12:58 pm

Lettuce give this rather clever game a try. :wink:

Cantaloup.



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02 Jul 2014, 12:59 pm

The teacher wouldn't lettuce go home early.

GRAIN



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02 Jul 2014, 1:04 pm

after much bickering and tears, we were finally a grain on a proposal.


HALF


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02 Jul 2014, 1:08 pm

Can I half a cookie?

ORNATE



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02 Jul 2014, 1:19 pm

I'll probably get a seven ornate for the test.

@Kipro: no-one used your CANTALOUPE


Cantaloupe hole in the law save me from paying this fine?


TRACTOR



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02 Jul 2014, 1:22 pm

Actually that was me, not Kip. :P

I hired icon tractor to fix the leak in my roof.

LEAFLET



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02 Jul 2014, 1:47 pm

The decaying oak leaflet out a crunch when I stood on it.

PYTHAGORAS


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02 Jul 2014, 1:54 pm

Sorry Theta... 8)



Leaflet on the ground at once - he's got a gun!


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02 Jul 2014, 4:15 pm

The flood tortoise big house apart.

BEACH


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02 Jul 2014, 4:20 pm

I bet I can beach you at chess.

LESS



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02 Jul 2014, 4:38 pm

Less be 'avin' it then!

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02 Jul 2014, 5:29 pm

HEADACHE
I told you the sheepdog would make your headache by getting them to run for 3 hours non-stop.

BUTCHER


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