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02 Aug 2015, 7:51 pm

You are required to write a sentence that follows the accepted rules of English grammar, but makes no sense at all.

It must include a noun and a verb from the sentence of the post above yours.

Only one sentence per post.

I'll start:

The first noun on the shelf was weaving down the road

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02 Aug 2015, 8:47 pm

Weaving an evil weevil is not a road I would choose to go along.

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02 Aug 2015, 9:23 pm

Go and rumble through the fermenting lawnmower weevils.

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02 Aug 2015, 9:36 pm

The lawnmower rumble is an almighty fumble.

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02 Aug 2015, 10:10 pm

A lawnmower is an education system that is decorated by professional tourists.

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05 Aug 2015, 9:22 am

There is a solution for the education fantasy that works oddly.

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05 Aug 2015, 11:18 am

A parboiled laundry is always an acceptable foundation for devious earwigs to exaggerate.

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05 Aug 2015, 6:12 pm

Earwigs exaggerate the glass problem, but glass walks around the shy watermelons.

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05 Aug 2015, 6:30 pm

To walk in a man's shoes for three days is a watermelon in the eye for corpulent politicians.

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05 Aug 2015, 6:44 pm

Walk towards the hot watermelon and buy a small piece of argon.

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05 Aug 2015, 8:59 pm

The noble argon bought three rounds of sharks for the smoking cods and slid under the shoebox for breakfast.

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06 Aug 2015, 2:44 am

its always been down up but sometimes never.

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06 Aug 2015, 3:43 am

babybird wrote:

its always been down up but sometimes never.

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13 Aug 2015, 6:03 am

MoatsArt wrote:

The noble argon bought three rounds of sharks for the smoking cods and slid under the shoebox for breakfast.

The blue sharks bought more cocaine than the ultimate slot-machine can snort.

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13 Aug 2015, 7:35 am

"Sadly", snorted the lonely rule-of-law, "I have wandered the seven slot-machines but never once seen the mysteries of pancreas".

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13 Aug 2015, 8:05 am

I don't know why, but the pancreas snorted before it slid down my throat.

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