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11 Jan 2008, 8:12 am

Post your own oxymorons here. Only one at a time please!

Here's mine:

Scientific American

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12 Jan 2008, 12:59 am

Microsoft Works

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12 Jan 2008, 1:05 am

One bright day in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
pulled out their knives and shot each other
a deaf police man heard the noise
and came and killed those two dead boys.

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12 Jan 2008, 1:07 am

aspergian_mutant wrote:

Oh my Goodness, what a cute baby! Not an oxymoron

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12 Jan 2008, 1:09 am

And uh, tax return.

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12 Jan 2008, 6:08 am

Autism Speaks...

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12 Jan 2008, 12:44 pm

Anarchy Rules

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12 Jan 2008, 1:37 pm

richie wrote:

Autism Speaks...

Ha!

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12 Jan 2008, 1:48 pm

compassionate conservatism

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12 Jan 2008, 1:51 pm

Act naturally

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12 Jan 2008, 1:58 pm

idiot savant

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12 Jan 2008, 2:00 pm

Jumbo shrimp

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12 Jan 2008, 2:00 pm

free market

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12 Jan 2008, 2:04 pm

Birthday Suit

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12 Jan 2008, 2:10 pm

working online (I need to go now)

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13 Jan 2008, 5:39 am

Small Giant.

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