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20 Jul 2015, 12:19 pm

There's is no damn thing as a “crustless chicken potpie.” A pie, by definition, has a crust. They should call them “chicken potpie innards.”

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20 Jul 2015, 1:26 pm

Like when they just put some chicken ala king kind of slop in a bowl, slap a nasty canned excuse for a biscuit on top, and still call it a chicken pot pie. Chaps my ass every time.

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21 Jul 2015, 5:33 pm

Why are unhappy people referred to as "disgruntled," when happy people are never said to be "gruntled?"

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21 Jul 2015, 5:52 pm

Why must my diatribe be trivial and pointless?!?

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02 Aug 2015, 11:42 pm

Why not? :mrgreen:

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10 Sep 2015, 11:00 am

There's plenty of fluid, the flint is working fine. WHY WON'T THIS GODDAMN LIGHTER WORK?

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10 Sep 2015, 5:32 pm

^^ Cuz it got wet?

Why is it that when there are 20 people standing in 2 lines, in a store checkout area, it takes FOREVER for a manager to open another line?

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10 Sep 2015, 7:41 pm

It's funny, CC. I was just at Walmart and they only had three lanes open. I was grumbling to myself. It seems to be the norm, there. And if that wasn't bad enough, when I finally for to the checkout counter, I had to wait another couple of minutes because the clerk was under 21 and couldn't scan alcohol. : (

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15 Sep 2015, 7:12 am

^^ Good Grief----that's ridiculous!! Wal-Mart is NOTORIOUS for bad customer service----I sure do love their prices, though!!

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15 Sep 2015, 7:21 am

Why is it that the checkout line I'm in is always the one where some jerk wants to argue about coupons with the cashier to the point where a manager has to come over and push buttons?

(and no, it's not because the jerk is me :lol: )

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15 Sep 2015, 7:55 pm

Gundurnit! Why did that Dish run away with THAT spoon? That spoon's mother only was seen as being useful in sugar bowls! Low spoon on the Totem Pole! The Dish's father was one of the Platinum Discs of Led Zeppelin.

That Spoon really married up!

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