Dumb Questions, Dumb Answers

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There's probably a thread like this, but oh well.
Title says it all, but just in case... Post a stupid/ridiculous/witty answer for the above users question.

e.g...

Poster 1: What's the deal with airline food?

Poster 2: After being screened out of the lavatory plumbing so many times to be repackaged, those mixed nuts kinda lose their pizzaz.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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Why don't they sell eggnog all year round?

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood...


If a chicken and a half, laid an egg and a half, in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

This question has been left wide open for so long now, I can't imagine why someone hasn't applied for research funds to search for a definitive answer.

It's puzzled me since I was 12. I was hoping someone here knew the answer.

I have an answer for this. The chicken never existed. The egg never existed. There is no grasshopper. There is no dill pickle. Therefore, I am who I am.

Why is dressed chicken naked?

^^ The happy dill pickle wished to remove his clothes.

What is the name of the goblin who lives within the giant toe nail on the hill?

Spongebob Squarepants.



Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

For the simulated road trip holiday experience!

Why aren't there any good pizza places on the moon?

What - you never saw what came back from the Mars Landing mission?

(Can't post URLs yet, so search "mcdonalds mars" on Google images & click the 2nd one that comes up)

Why on Earth do ducks hide when it rains?

Because they are not waterproof, and they will leak when rain pours on them.

Does Jennifer Love Hewitt?