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04 Jun 2021, 3:24 pm

Make up a spoonerism!

(A spoonerism is a spoken phrase which has been garbled by swapping sounds between two of the words, by accident or as a joke. Usually it's the beginnings of words that are changed, but not always. It was named after the Reverend W.A. Spooner, who was notorious for saying things like "Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride?" and "The Lord is a shoving leopard.")

Croonerism spawner.


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05 Jun 2021, 10:53 am

Jacker Cracks



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05 Jun 2021, 12:34 pm

It's a nice day for lowing the morn.


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08 Jun 2021, 8:53 am

Wild, hide-bearing chips.


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08 Jun 2021, 2:22 pm

There he goes, with yet another stall Tory....

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Wild, hide-bearing chips.


- the rare triple spoonerism!


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08 Jun 2021, 3:31 pm

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Heave my louse!


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11 Jun 2021, 8:19 am

Classic British Friday takeaway: chish and fips with pushy me's, washed down with a nice bold cottle of bandylion and durrdock.


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11 Jun 2021, 8:47 am

Don't forget the vexed migetables.


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12 Jun 2021, 5:37 pm

I'm trying to remember A.A. Milne characters. There's Pinny-the-Woo, Tiglet and Pigger. Igor, Kanya, Raoul and Ooh. And Wristopher Chrobin, of course.


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12 Jun 2021, 6:20 pm

Never trust this GPS nonsense - there's nothing like a meet strap for getting around.


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13 Jun 2021, 10:22 am

Cornflake wrote:
Never trust this GPS nonsense - there's nothing like a meet strap for getting around.


Plus, gnat sav is so annoying.


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13 Jun 2021, 4:51 pm

That, sir, is a lack of pies I tell you! An outrageous lack of pies!


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25 Jun 2021, 5:48 pm

Well, this is a dismal fate of a stairs...


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25 Jun 2021, 5:53 pm

Yes, it's roaring with pain here at the moment.


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02 Jul 2021, 1:11 pm

The best Black Sabbath song has got to be "Poor Wigs."


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15 Jul 2021, 5:42 pm

Couldn't drive - bat flattery.


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