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03 Nov 2015, 9:52 am

Hello, everyone! So, I made up this game for my book called the Random Excuses Game, and the basic idea is that you make up a funny excuse about why you should be somewhere else.
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I need to clean my glasses on the moon [that one's actually from my book].


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03 Nov 2015, 10:53 am

I need to sweep the forest (no leaves on the ground).



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03 Nov 2015, 11:04 am

I need to go battle the Minotaur.


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03 Nov 2015, 11:12 am

I need to ride the train to Saturn.


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03 Nov 2015, 11:15 am

i need to cancel my river cruise on the river Styx. I heard it got killer reviews


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03 Nov 2015, 11:19 am

:lol: I need to jump over the river Lethe...wait, what was I going to do? I can't remember...
By the way, here's where I got the idea in the first place:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/INeedToGoIronMyDog


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03 Nov 2015, 11:21 am

I need to raise the Titanic singlehandedly and post it to the bank manager.


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03 Nov 2015, 11:23 am

i have to go water my limited edition Chernobyl play-set with a miniature nuclear reactor. If you don't water it at least once every 24 hours it will explode and send fiery radioactive legos everywhere :o


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03 Nov 2015, 11:27 am

I have to go pick up my tractor from the garage.


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03 Nov 2015, 11:29 am

I have to find the seventeenth colossus.


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03 Nov 2015, 11:31 am

I must seek the Holy Grail!


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03 Nov 2015, 11:32 am

I'm busy searching for my siblings that I don't know about.



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03 Nov 2015, 11:35 am

I have a meeting with George Lucas about an upcoming premiere party for the new Star Wars movie. He needs a physicist to define what the 'Force' really is.



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03 Nov 2015, 12:18 pm

I need to find Obi-Wan to become Jedi Master Tifa!


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03 Nov 2015, 12:21 pm

I have to wait for full moon for my dinosaur egg to hatch.


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03 Nov 2015, 12:22 pm

I will take the Ring to Mordor!


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A memory is something that has to be consciously recalled, right? That's why sometimes it can be mistaken and a different thing. But it's different from a memory locked deep within your heart. Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel.” Tifa Lockheart, Final Fantasy VII