the quest to find the WIN

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no one can win until the WIN is found....

it got stolen a number of Pages ago..... pesky Robotic Aliens


i shall now reveal the truth about the WIN,

the WIN is an artifact of great age and power... and was handed down from the dawn of time through a successive Reign of Kings and Queens.

but under the Reign of King wing Nut it was stolen, and no one can TRULY win until it is located and placed back in this thread.

even now the Robotic Aliens are using it to win the Galactic Civil War, the power of the WIN is unfathomable....

it is called the WIN as its full name is very rarely spoken out loud, but it is time to reveal its true name...

Wonderous Incandescent Nut

whoever recovers and restores it to the 'Last person to post wins.' thread will be the true winner, and i will make them my next in line by Adopting them...

Let the Quest Begin!! !! !

(Oh and no fakes, i know the real WIN )

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From the Offices of King Wing Nut

I found it!

Crap, wait. No, that was just a peanut.

*carries on looking*

*Boards a spaceship and travels to the Galactic Civil War battlefield. Journey lasts several months.*

advice - check back in the Last person to post wins thread. until you discover the theft of the WIN, and work out what to do.....

simple

I can't be arsed

says the girl who didnt get out of bed all day, and tried to get Flo to bring her food....

My mum made me some food in the end actually, so I had to get up eventually. I'm not usually this lazy actually, I don't know why I have been lately, I blame it on the Last Person To Post thread.

*Begins looking fro the Robot Aliens.*

BLASPHAMY!! !!

What if I don't want a nut?

I am a peanut.

then you cant win, thats 'Da Rulez'


if you feel this Law is in Error, please Contact 'Jameson' when he is awake and about

What if I already am a nut?

Can I start a revolution and overthrow King Wing Nut?

Nope.... Because he still possesses the 'Mandate of Heaven', but you CAN help him... and he is a VERY Generous King...

but then what i say is biased...

But the Mandate of Heaven is useless to me and my fellow revolutionaries because we're Atheist.