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Kyle Katarn
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18 Dec 2015, 5:45 am

similar to the ban thread, in this one you imagine you are his boss and fire him for whatever reason you want



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18 Dec 2015, 6:32 am

Fired because your work permit is an Eastern European fake.



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18 Dec 2015, 10:45 am

Fired for mooning this forum.

Stop it.


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18 Dec 2015, 10:48 am

Fired for not gnawing how to do your job.



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18 Dec 2015, 1:33 pm

Fired for punning.


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18 Dec 2015, 2:06 pm

Fired because I was gonna water that flower and you're in the way.


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Kyle Katarn
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18 Dec 2015, 2:07 pm

Fired for being a snowman.



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18 Dec 2015, 2:49 pm

Fired for being part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!


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18 Dec 2015, 2:50 pm

Fired for being invisible.



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18 Dec 2015, 2:58 pm

Fired for violating the company's dress code with that tie.



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18 Dec 2015, 2:59 pm

Fired for throwing a rock at the Moon.


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18 Dec 2015, 3:01 pm

DeepHour wrote:
Fired for violating the company's dress code with that tie.

It's an autism awareness ribbon.



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18 Dec 2015, 3:01 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Fired for throwing a rock at the Moon.

Fired or being under age 30.



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18 Dec 2015, 3:05 pm

Butterfly88 wrote:
DeepHour wrote:
Fired for violating the company's dress code with that tie.

It's an autism awareness ribbon.



Apologies for my ignorance. :oops:

I'm suspending myself (on full pay) for that....



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18 Dec 2015, 3:07 pm

DeepHour wrote:
Butterfly88 wrote:
DeepHour wrote:
Fired for violating the company's dress code with that tie.

It's an autism awareness ribbon.



Apologies for my ignorance. :oops:

I'm suspending myself (on full pay) for that....


No need to suspend yourself, we all make mistakes.



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18 Dec 2015, 3:08 pm

Fired for not firing in the last two posts.


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