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Aaron_Mason
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02 Jun 2009, 8:28 pm

Hey all,

I found this site which automatically generates a message that would describe a couple of crime-fighting heroes. Every time you refresh it, a new message appears, and it looks something like this:

He's a scrappy sweet-toothed cop haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a high-kicking snooty mermaid with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!

Check it out! And post some funny ones you see in this thread.


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03 Jun 2009, 5:25 pm

These are awesome

He's an underprivileged chivalrous dwarf on his last day in the job. She's a pregnant belly-dancing magician's assistant with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!


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03 Jun 2009, 7:38 pm

He's an unconventional Amish sorceror who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a manipulative bisexual bounty hunter with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!


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04 Jun 2009, 7:59 am

Quote:
He's an impetuous devious Green Beret with no name. She's a sarcastic bisexual vampire with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!


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^ Internal server error and 404 not found fight crime?


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04 Jun 2009, 8:07 am

*Snorts*
"He's a scrappy devious hairdresser with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a chain-smoking goth politician with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!"

Edit:
Oh, this one:
"He's an ungodly neurotic househusband on a search for his missing sister. She's a pregnant French-Canadian soap star with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!"


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