Are you a Jerk or a Saint Test?

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http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 0453017289

Gotta warn you, this is a 100-question test.

The Good Guy/Girl
Between -200 and 200 you scored 110! How do you feel?
Thank whatever deity, or evolutionary process, you believe in that people such as yourself exist. There should be more people like you. You may not be passionate about saving the rainforest, giving to charities, or making sure pandas have enough viagra to not die out, but you have a social conscience and you don’t mind helping others out. You probably get annoyed when people are mean to each other but as long as its not happening to you then you generally turn a blind eye. My Advice: Keep up the good work and don’t become jaded with the world.

The Saint
Between -200 and 200 you scored 131! How do you feel?
You're great! You care about others, you care about the world we live in, and you don’t mind pitching in to give people a hand when they need it. Maybe you don’t go and find homeless people to feed but you'll always be there for friends and you never jerk them around. The population at large probably saddens you. Sometimes you have your bad days when you wish you could just be a bastard to everyone but you probably come to the conclusion that you're just too nice and its just not in your nature. My Advice: Don’t get disillusioned, stick together, and save the trees.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 85% on decency

The Good Guy/Girl
Between -200 and 200 you scored 120! How do you feel?
Thank whatever deity, or evolutionary process, you believe in that people such as yourself exist. There should be more people like you. You may not be passionate about saving the rainforest, giving to charities, or making sure pandas have enough viagra to not die out, but you have a social conscience and you don’t mind helping others out. You probably get annoyed when people are mean to each other but as long as its not happening to you then you generally turn a blind eye. My Advice: Keep up the good work and don’t become jaded with the world.


(I am jaded, but I'm also polite...)

I took this one already. Looking for my results.

the average joe... but really people, do you think a simple test can define us? we define who we are and no test can do that.

My score on The JERK Test:

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The Good Guy/Girl
(Between -200 and 200 you scored 100! How do you feel?)

"Thank whatever deity, or evolutionary process, you believe in that people such as yourself exist. There should be more people like you. You may not be passionate about saving the rainforest, giving to charities, or making sure pandas have enough viagra to not die out, but you have a social conscience and you don’t mind helping others out. You probably get annoyed when people are mean to each other but as long as its not happening to you then you generally turn a blind eye. My Advice: Keep up the good work and don’t become jaded with the world."

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Take it!
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 0453017289

The Saint

Between -200 and 200 you scored 129! How do you feel?

You're great! You care about others, you care about the world we live in, and you don’t mind pitching in to give people a hand when they need it. Maybe you don’t go and find homeless people to feed but you'll always be there for friends and you never jerk them around. The population at large probably saddens you. Sometimes you have your bad days when you wish you could just be a bastard to everyone but you probably come to the conclusion that you're just too nice and its just not in your nature. My Advice: Don’t get disillusioned, stick together, and save the trees.

The Good Guy/Girl
Between -200 and 200 you scored 124! How do you feel?
Thank whatever deity, or evolutionary process, you believe in that people such as yourself exist. There should be more people like you. You may not be passionate about saving the rainforest, giving to charities, or making sure pandas have enough viagra to not die out, but you have a social conscience and you don’t mind helping others out. You probably get annoyed when people are mean to each other but as long as its not happening to you then you generally turn a blind eye. My Advice: Keep up the good work and don’t become jaded with the world.


Just a few points off the Saint, heh.

The Saint
Between -200 and 200 you scored 131! How do you feel?
You're great! You care about others, you care about the world we live in, and you don’t mind pitching in to give people a hand when they need it. Maybe you don’t go and find homeless people to feed but you'll always be there for friends and you never jerk them around. The population at large probably saddens you. Sometimes you have your bad days when you wish you could just be a bastard to everyone but you probably come to the conclusion that you're just too nice and its just not in your nature. My Advice: Don’t get disillusioned, stick together, and save the trees.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on decency

The Jerk
Between -200 and 200 you scored 11! How do you feel?
You are a dick. You're selfish, unkind and your social conscience is questionable at best. You probably show tender moments to those you love. But you'd stab them in the back or cheat on them if the opportunity came along. Unfortunately there are a lot of people like you. Luckily you're not as bad as you could be. A lot of your jerkiness comes from sheer apathy as well as selfishness. My Advice: Manners don't cost anything and they get you better service and more genuine friends.

Duh. I'm fairly well mannered, but I don't always give a hoot.

Somewhat? I am one. Pure and simple. I hate humanity.

John Q.
Between -200 and 200 you scored 72! How do you feel?
There are a few possibilities for this middle-of-the-road category, and they are as follows:
1) You're normal. You don’t do anything intentionally mean, but when it comes down to it you won’t go out of your way for anyone else either. You might support a cause or two but it's moral support and if all the amazon dies then you probably just hope that some decent toothpicks were made from the wood. Its sad to say that most of the population is as apathetic towards each other as you. But I'm not blaming you its just part of the culture we live in.

2) You're really nice in your day to day life, but essentially you put yourself above EVERYONE else and you don’t care that you SHARE this planet. You probably smile, laugh, compliment people who you deal with, then wish homeless people would die or get a f***ing job so you don’t have to support their lazy arse after you eat a condor egg omelette and whale steak.

3) You think you're doing the right thing by putting time, effort and concern into saving the planet and thinking about social justice. But you've become jaded with humanity and treat people like s**t.

My advice: Be nice to the next person you buy something from, Plant a tree, and think about how your actions will have consequences. What goes around comes around, karma, do unto others... etc

The Saint
Between -200 and 200 you scored 144! How do you feel?

You're great! You care about others, you care about the world we live in, and you don’t mind pitching in to give people a hand when they need it. Maybe you don’t go and find homeless people to feed but you'll always be there for friends and you never jerk them around. The population at large probably saddens you. Sometimes you have your bad days when you wish you could just be a bastard to everyone but you probably come to the conclusion that you're just too nice and its just not in your nature. My Advice: Don’t get disillusioned, stick together, and save the trees.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on decency

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I have tried to feed homeless people. I do feed homeless cats and make sure they get spayed/neutered and shots. I'm tending maybe 25 right now? I do stop to call on the freeway when I see cars broken down, at those freeway call boxes. I don't know anything mechanical.

I don't have any friends though. The population does sadden me. And the last time I tried to be mean, I got in trouble for it. I wasn't even very good at being mean.

And I did try to save trees and still am. The trees are all dying around here. Some kind of disease and I guess there is no cure. Sometimes I give the trees a pat on the trunk and tell them they have had a good life. Poor trees.