All company slogans are now honest. What are the best/worst?

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All companies must now have honest slogans? What are the best/worst slogans you can think of?

Here's my first start

Google: We know everything about you.

Facebook: We take advantage of the fact that nobody actually gives a damn about their privacy.

Royal Mail - Sorry we missed you

Febreeze-Will mix with the odor of cat pee, stinky shoes and musty room odor to create an even more obnoxious smell

Cottonelle toilet paper-Gives us way more information than we'll ever need to know about bathroom habits

Tidy Cat Kitty Litter-Smelling cat litter has become a new party game.

Sears,Target,Penny's, or any retail chain.

"You can enter our store, but you cannot leave (without signing your life away to us)."

Or alternatively:

"We promise to ignore you when you need help on the salesfloor.

But you can rely on us to hassle you for eternity at the check out counter to sign your life away to our credit cards, and other gimmicks."

I guess brick and mortar chains are getting that desperate these days.

facebook:

"dedicated to all the daffy duck impersonators in the world"

got abs to die for?
then facebook is the place for you. join today.

they tried to reconstruct the twa 800 747 that broke up near martha's vineyard after departing jfk, and now they have solved how it happened, i wonder what became of this beautiful restoration?



they should have mounted it at the entrance of kennedy airport with the caption "welcom to JFK!! !!"