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08 Mar 2018, 10:14 am

In this thread, we ask stupid questions.

If Santa, works at the north pole, why does he live in California?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Monica,_California

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08 Mar 2018, 12:41 pm

Which dumb question thread do I post my dumb questions in now there are two?

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08 Mar 2018, 12:44 pm

What are watermelons made of?

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08 Mar 2018, 12:48 pm

who created kirby? :lol:

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08 Mar 2018, 3:13 pm

How do I get YouTube to come and videotape me?

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08 Mar 2018, 5:17 pm

Can we go out during a thunderstorm?

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08 Mar 2018, 10:41 pm

When I drink grape juice and pee it out, where does all the purple go?

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09 Mar 2018, 6:26 am

If cows eat grass, why isn't milk green?

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09 Mar 2018, 7:38 am

If cows eat grass, why is there still grass?

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09 Mar 2018, 4:15 pm

How do you become a full-fledged Totino's pizza roll?

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10 Mar 2018, 11:27 pm

Why does my cat do that?

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10 Mar 2018, 11:41 pm

So, is it ok to pour water in the electrical outlet sometimes?
I mean, I know the last time I did it I got zapped. But...

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11 Mar 2018, 1:02 am

I found this dumb question on Answers.com.

http://www.answers.com/Q/If_you_sew_someones_anus_shut_and_keep_feeding_him_will_he_explode

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11 Mar 2018, 1:34 pm

What are those odd grooves on the butter that look suspiciously like those on a cat's tongue?

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12 Mar 2018, 7:07 pm

What type of turtle is the turtle that hold up our flat earth?

Does it belong to Cryptodira or Pleurodira?

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13 Mar 2018, 2:17 pm

How come when characters in comics fall, it makes the sound "thud" or "wump"?

Everyone knows that the real sound of someone falling is "bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-nuk!"

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