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Santa Claus was extremely adept

Santa Claus was extremely adept at complaining about the lack

Santa Claus was extremely adept at complaining about the lack of salsa on his Doritos.

Santa Claus was extremely adept at complaining about the lack of salsa on his Doritos. But his reindeers had other

Santa Claus was extremely adept at complaining about the lack of salsa on his Doritos. But his reindeers had other ways to convince him to

Santa Claus was extremely adept at complaining about the lack of salsa on his Doritos. But his reindeers had other ways to convince him to secure his objectives, in particular

Santa Claus was extremely adept at complaining about the lack of salsa on his Doritos. But his reindeers had other ways to convince him to secure his objectives, in particular Rudolph, who once told him

Santa Claus was extremely adept at complaining about the lack of salsa on his Doritos. But his reindeers had other ways to convince him to secure his objectives, in particular Rudolph, who once told him that strange sauces could be

Santa Claus was extremely adept at complaining about the lack of salsa on his Doritos. But his reindeers had other ways to convince him to secure his objectives, in particular Rudolph, who once told him that strange sauces could be shipped from Svalbard via Viking

Santa Claus was extremely adept at complaining about the lack of salsa on his Doritos. But his reindeers had other ways to convince him to secure his objectives, in particular Rudolph, who once told him that strange sauces could be shipped from Svalbard via Viking chefs, who had obtained the

Santa Claus was extremely adept at complaining about the lack of salsa on his Doritos. But his reindeers had other ways to convince him to secure his objectives, in particular Rudolph, who once told him that strange sauces could be shipped from Svalbard via Viking chefs, who had obtained the secret recipes of the Japanese

Santa Claus was extremely adept at complaining about the lack of salsa on his Doritos. But his reindeers had other ways to convince him to secure his objectives, in particular Rudolph, who once told him that strange sauces could be shipped from Svalbard via Viking chefs, who had obtained the secret recipes of the Japanese Emperor, after breaking into his

Always editing yourself you are, amigo!

Santa Claus was extremely adept at complaining about the lack of salsa on his Doritos. But his reindeers had other ways to convince him to secure his objectives, in particular Rudolph, who once told him that strange sauces could be shipped from Svalbard via Viking chefs, who had obtained the secret recipes of the Japanese Emperor, after breaking into his vault hidden beneath the Imperial

Santa Claus was extremely adept at complaining about the lack of salsa on his Doritos. But his reindeers had other ways to convince him to secure his objectives, in particular Rudolph, who once told him that strange sauces could be shipped from Svalbard via Viking chefs, who had obtained the secret recipes of the Japanese Emperor, after breaking into his vault hidden beneath the Imperial Stormtroopers, who all hated pizza

Santa Claus was extremely adept at complaining about the lack of salsa on his Doritos. But his reindeers had other ways to convince him to secure his objectives, in particular Rudolph, who once told him that strange sauces could be shipped from Svalbard via Viking chefs, who had obtained the secret recipes of the Japanese Emperor, after breaking into his vault hidden beneath the Imperial Stormtroopers, who all hated pizza, but were partial to a

Santa Claus was extremely adept at complaining about the lack of salsa on his Doritos. But his reindeers had other ways to convince him to secure his objectives, in particular Rudolph, who once told him that strange sauces could be shipped from Svalbard via Viking chefs, who had obtained the secret recipes of the Japanese Emperor, after breaking into his vault hidden beneath the Imperial Stormtroopers, who all hated pizza, but were partial to a nice plate of nachos. After