A Woman's Plaice is in the Kitchen and Two Bare Children

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09 Sep 2020, 12:39 am

Her partner hasn't taken the plaice through to the dining room yet...

as they're putting their two bare children to bed...

If you heard the topic title spoken, you'd think someone was being awfully sexist... :jester:

This is just tongue in cheek fun. Would someone else like to see what other sentences we can come up with where words sound the same but are spelt different?

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09 Sep 2020, 6:44 am

Reads like something from the Daily Telegraph's comments section.

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09 Sep 2020, 6:51 am

I can't tell if it's fun as I can't access the link

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09 Sep 2020, 7:40 am

aquafelix wrote:

I can't tell if it's fun as I can't access the link

Fixed.

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09 Sep 2020, 8:01 am

A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE HOUSE!!

... and the Senate ... and the Supreme Court ... and the Presidency ...

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09 Sep 2020, 10:59 am

^Oh yes I fully agree Fnord - this is just a thread to take the mickey out of those who believe otherwise...

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09 Sep 2020, 11:56 am

envirozentinel wrote:

... this is just a thread to take the mickey out of those who believe otherwise...

Of course! That's why I posted the joke.

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09 Sep 2020, 1:18 pm

Oh yes - my wits were a bit slow today... not malnutrition so must be info overload!

Can we make up any more phrases/sentences that sound alike when spoken but are spelled differently?

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09 Sep 2020, 3:48 pm

Fnord wrote:

A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE HOUSE!!

... and the Senate ... and the Supreme Court ... and the Presidency ...

We could use another Empress like Wu Zetian again. No I'm serious! She did amazing things for China and didn't take crap from nobody, which is exactly why history painted her as the most evil ruler of all of China. But she kept her people well fed during times of famine and improved the lives of Chinese women, not to mention bringing years of wealth and prosperity to China. Go Wu! :queen:

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09 Sep 2020, 3:50 pm

envirozentinel wrote:

Oh yes - my wits were a bit slow today... not malnutrition so must be info overload!

Can we make up any more phrases/sentences that sound alike when spoken but are spelled differently?

I'm not drunk you shilly sit! :hic:

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11 Sep 2020, 12:23 am

I've always wondered what man hands taste like.

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11 Sep 2020, 12:43 am

I have the right two bear children and they want to be cub scouts when a little older:

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