Poor Ed

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11 Jan 2008, 5:49 pm

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning,

I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from

0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and,

sure enough, there was a wrapped box gift in the

middle of the driveway. Confused, Ed's wife put on her

robe, went out to the driveway and retrieved the package.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.

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11 Jan 2008, 7:04 pm

Ragtime wrote:

Ed has been missing since Friday.

We can only guess how she did it...

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11 Jan 2008, 8:13 pm

oh me god... :wink:

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13 Jan 2008, 12:12 am

:lol:

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13 Jan 2008, 1:29 am

I killed him...that's right I'm a hitman...er hitwoman, whatever.

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14 Jan 2008, 7:16 am

NoNameRockBand wrote:

I killed him...that's right I'm a hitman...er hitwoman, whatever.

Yeah, you hit me if I say Wee-ou!

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16 Jan 2008, 9:03 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

NoNameRockBand wrote:

I killed him...that's right I'm a hitman...er hitwoman, whatever.

Yeah, you hit me if I say Wee-ou!

That's because you usually say it in front of my friends... :evil:

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