Chaos and Order

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It's really simple.
1. Use the 5 chaotic, random words from the second part of the post above and make a single ordered sentence out of them. You can modify the words but the root word must be retained.
2. Add 5 new chaotic words for the next user.

So:
peanuts workaholic theatre junk religion

John was a workaholic at the Mormons religious theatre where they only sold peanuts in favour of junk food.

flowerpot excruciating chew offensive tick

John found it offensive and was ticked off with excruciating pain when the flowerpot bounced off his head.

Dog cat mountain rain tomorrow

When Bob the mountain cat ate his best friend Ralph the dog, he suddenly realized that tomorrow would indeed become a rainy day in their relationship.

Succumb twisted Argentinian cataract leaf

Due to his cataracts Bob failed to see the twisted Argentinian contract killer hiding behind a giant banana leaf and succumbed to a bullet between the eyes.

Hideous Church Fence Blackbird Ocean

After releasing an apparent ocean of guano from high atop the church spire, the blackbird drifted down to perch upon a nearby fencepost to observe the hideous mess he'd deposited on the marriage party.

prolong exacerbate tonnage penny tent

The radish I ate exacerbated my prolonged need to go to the toilet tent to spend a penny and deposit a significant tonnage.

Camping earwig foot chair loudly

Dreaming of a glamourous life in the big city, Agnes the earwig finally decided that she'd had enough of the dreary folding camping chair life but unfortunately, while loudly stomping her foot in frustration, attracted the attention of a nearby camper who quickly terminated her ambitions with the swat of a well yielded sandal.

heralding buttocks sandwich gargantuan malevolent

One day I was walking in the park when a gargantuan sandwich fell on me from the sky, no doubt heralding malevolent intentions of a god or divine being. I fell onto my buttocks and lay there contemplating the nature of the universe.

Hamster rain sheep football tiny

Horace the hamster was masterfully threading his way through the entirety of the opponents defence, gingerly dashing too and fro in the gentle rain while dribbling the football with amazing skill and tenacity, when suddenly, he heaved his leg high into the air and leveraging every ounce of his tiny frame, rocketed the football past his nemesis Gertrude the sheep into the back of the goal and so ended the sudden death overtime with the first ever win for Ham United.

pen insulation ticket cordial swelling

Effective insulation in the home can be the ticket to reducing swelling heating and electricity bills, allowing you to pen correspondence in a more relaxed and cordial mindset.

Sugar, fish, scooter, lamp, ballet.

Barnaby the guppy whose fishbowl had been crudely fashioned out of a scooter headlamp had always dreamed of playing the sugar plum ferry in the ballet.

awkward justify newt hangover cancel

I wish I could cancel my hangover, I got pissed as a newt last night and had an awkward moment with a police woman on the way home. I can't justify my actions and will appear in court next week.

Tinsel. bottle, curry, kiss, garlic.

I tried to kiss her but the putrid taste of garlic and curry on her breath was nauseating so I downed a bottle of tinsel town wine and said screw it.

detergent meow corporate feign garters

At my court hearing I tried to feign ignorance about the theft of the police woman's garters claiming it was a corporate conspiracy after they tried to wash my meowing cat in detergent! I got six months.

Boat, fish, satellite, cowboy, bear.

Chuck the cowboy had been out on his boat fishing all day when suddenly he pulled some deorbited satellite debri out of the murky depths which because of the radioactive core would eventually have killed him if the bear hiding in the back of his pickup truck hadn't eaten him first.

God smarties dust stamp tragic