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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 74,408Location: UK
Simples rules. Just make up a place where Cornflake might be.I think he's gone to the toilet.
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 82,873Location: United Kingdom
At the cereals shelf in Asda.
ocean Veteran
Joined: 6 Jul 2007Gender: MalePosts: 1,609
He's in my pocket
Fnord Veteran
Joined: 6 May 2008Age: 67Gender: MalePosts: 60,806Location: Stendec
He is leaping tall buildings in a single bound.
He got stuck at traffic lights
While wearing his Spandex tights
HeroOfHyrule Veteran
Joined: 4 May 2020Age: 23Gender: MalePosts: 9,247
He's feeding pigeons at the park.
And singing dirges in the dark.
He's up a ladder
maycontainthunder Veteran
Joined: 9 Mar 2020Gender: MalePosts: 2,875
Raiding the fridge
Mountain Goat Veteran
Joined: 13 May 2019Gender: MalePosts: 14,738Location: .
He is in a bowl of milk?Urmmm... Does he know about this?
Oakling Veteran
Joined: 30 Dec 2015Age: 48Posts: 1,714Location: UK
Hanging out with the giraffes
Cornflake is under is the parsley on the plate of your life.
He's waiting for a bus
Hopefully the bus will take him to the tug of war.
Hopefully he is too busy for that!