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15 Sep 2007, 10:48 pm

I made this quiz several years ago. It is very serious business.

It's supposed to be for livejournal, but the answers work well for getting attention on forums as well.

How to win attention effortlessly on the internets.


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15 Sep 2007, 10:51 pm

gwenevyn wrote:
I made this quiz several years ago. It is very serious business.

It's supposed to be for livejournal, but the answers work well for getting attention on forums as well.

How to win attention effortlessly on the internets.


You should loudly lament your suspicion that you will never find true love!


Thanks a buncheroonie. :x


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15 Sep 2007, 10:52 pm

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You should say something nobody will understand!

SOOOOO miek was over n I think we got the DARGO (hahahahahahalol! Thats are new code word for the YOUKNOWWHAT) but the scissors were too skany and lizardbreath fowler crept toward the jollies!! !! I wuz REAL bummed but cauliflour DROPPED while he was spewing poetry like MAYNARD JAMES and it was so f-ing hilarious I very nearly cried myself into carrotcakesexsexyes!! !!?!?! A n quitely quietly crocodilos me llamen RAQUEL pastywhite pricks dont know who the buzzard their talking to ever! So mike and me were liike jeses Christ busy at the record muhangaand this tat buster fricking druniked like nobody ever did. I relaxed when the lights flahed LOUDER but I came to this absoltely stunning convinction even stronger than a pagan revival meeting.----WE ARE NONE MADE FROM FLANNELSAURUS! I tnhik liek maybe we oblivioned me into fainting or ate some more DARGO but nothng ever will compare to jos firehouse rock. When I grow uppity Id find a stark and lumbering droplet of fungi blue dancing the day away because the nights too preciousosity EVER to spend on such vainglory. Mike says Gatsby freed the dead from an imprisonment of drunken revelationry but I was like wtf is this meaning for me now today with my elbow rammed up in PVC heaven? I never did figue it out but something im touching is soooo sooo SOFT AND SILKY so im gonna chase it to the highest heighst and may Buddha save me from everlong pumpkins. Thanks, DARGO, hahahahahhaha =) ill never forget the Alamo or the conoco or the shell or knights in latex amour. Its liek a punishment.


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15 Sep 2007, 10:53 pm

I didn't take it because I like watching you cry.



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15 Sep 2007, 10:56 pm

You should loudly lament your suspicion that you will never find true love!

Ummm, interesting.


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15 Sep 2007, 10:56 pm

Danielismyname wrote:
I didn't take it because I like watching you cry.


You make me roughly this sad:

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Or not. :P


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15 Sep 2007, 10:57 pm

okay, I did it... now what happens?


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15 Sep 2007, 10:59 pm

T-rav20 wrote:
You should loudly lament your suspicion that you will never find true love!

Ummm, interesting.


Quizilla stinks for putting results in easy to copy formats.

Here is your full result:

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You should loudly lament your suspicion that you will never find true love!

today on the subway i saw a girl with long tawny copper hair with red highlights. she was reading my favorite videogame manual and i think she smiled at me when i asked her for her number... we made out for a longlong time oh wait that was in my imagination =((( ... in real life this guy who had a lot of tattoos got on the train and played his guitar and she made out with him instead of me... i think probably nobody will ever love me again the way this beautiful princess with coppery cascading tresses caressed my soul on the subway. nobody understands me, especially women...

i am thinking of getting plastic surgery in order to improve my lameass appearance and maybe then deep and intellectual women will adore me and maybe theyll even have gigantic breasts.... =) at any rate...

im posting a link to my piccy and i hope all you people wont call me ugly and laugh at me too hard... its just that nobody has ever loved me. my own mother threw me in the creek when i was just two weeks out of the safe confines of her traitorous womb. my father went to work every day and never hugged me when he got home... one time when i finally got the courage to ask out the head cheerleader at my high school, she told me her boyfriend probably wouldnt like that, sending me into a dizzying depressive crash which i dont quite think i ever recovered from... that witch....

so...............do you all think im ugly, too??? =(



wsmac wrote:
okay, I did it... now what happens?


That depends. What did you get?


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15 Sep 2007, 11:06 pm

gwenevyn wrote:
T-rav20 wrote:
You should loudly lament your suspicion that you will never find true love!

Ummm, interesting.


Quizilla stinks for putting results in easy to copy formats.

Here is your full result:

Quote:
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You should loudly lament your suspicion that you will never find true love!

today on the subway i saw a girl with long tawny copper hair with red highlights. she was reading my favorite videogame manual and i think she smiled at me when i asked her for her number... we made out for a longlong time oh wait that was in my imagination =((( ... in real life this guy who had a lot of tattoos got on the train and played his guitar and she made out with him instead of me... i think probably nobody will ever love me again the way this beautiful princess with coppery cascading tresses caressed my soul on the subway. nobody understands me, especially women...

i am thinking of getting plastic surgery in order to improve my lameass appearance and maybe then deep and intellectual women will adore me and maybe theyll even have gigantic breasts.... =) at any rate...

im posting a link to my piccy and i hope all you people wont call me ugly and laugh at me too hard... its just that nobody has ever loved me. my own mother threw me in the creek when i was just two weeks out of the safe confines of her traitorous womb. my father went to work every day and never hugged me when he got home... one time when i finally got the courage to ask out the head cheerleader at my high school, she told me her boyfriend probably wouldnt like that, sending me into a dizzying depressive crash which i dont quite think i ever recovered from... that witch....

so...............do you all think im ugly, too??? =(



wsmac wrote:
okay, I did it... now what happens?


That depends. What did you get?


What you posted above

Was I supposed to read all that?

Sorry :oops: :wink:


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15 Sep 2007, 11:07 pm

wsmac wrote:
What you posted above

Was I supposed to read all that?


Nah. You're already living it. :P :wink:


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15 Sep 2007, 11:08 pm

gwenevyn wrote:
wsmac wrote:
What you posted above

Was I supposed to read all that?


Nah. You're already living it. :P :wink:


Bite me.


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15 Sep 2007, 11:19 pm

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You should loudly lament your suspicion that you will never find true love!today on the subway i saw a girl with long tawny copper hair with red highlights. she was reading my favorite videogame manual and i think she smiled at me when i asked her for her number... we made out for a longlong time oh wait that was in my imagination =((( ... in real life this guy who had a lot of tattoos got on the train and played his guitar and she made out with him instead of me... i think probably nobody will ever love me again the way this beautiful princess with coppery cascading tresses caressed my soul on the subway. nobody understands me, especially women... i am thinking of getting plastic surgery in order to improve my lameass appearance and maybe then deep and intellectual women will adore me and maybe theyll even have gigantic breasts.... =) at any rate...im posting a link to my piccy and i hope all you people wont call me ugly and laugh at me too hard... its just that nobody has ever loved me. my own mother threw me in the creek when i was just two weeks out of the safe confines of her traitorous womb. my father went to work every day and never hugged me when he got home... one time when i finally got the courage to ask out the head cheerleader at my high school, she told me her boyfriend probably wouldnt like that, sending me into a dizzying depressive crash which i dont quite think i ever recovered from... that witch....so...............do you all think im ugly, too??? =(

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15 Sep 2007, 11:20 pm

Quatermass wrote:
gwenevyn wrote:
wsmac wrote:
What you posted above

Was I supposed to read all that?


Nah. You're already living it. :P :wink:


Bite me.


I've weighed the offer and made a decision.

(The truth is, I got that result, too.)


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15 Sep 2007, 11:21 pm

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I've weighed the offer and made a decision.

(The truth is, I got that result, too.)


8O

Stay away from my flesh!


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15 Sep 2007, 11:36 pm

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Stay away from my flesh!


Aw, how sweet, you avoided temptation
to save it for me!



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15 Sep 2007, 11:40 pm

calandale wrote:
Quatermass wrote:

Stay away from my flesh!


Aw, how sweet, you avoided temptation
to save it for me!


8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

Yarrgh! Stay away, perv!! !!


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