The "What's My Fantasy Pet?" Test

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Your Score: Faerie
%58 obedience, %89 intelligence, and %72 ethicality


Faeries are ethereally beautiful woodland sprites who are disproportionately powerful with respect to their tiny size. They can perform tedious tasks with lightning speed and are capable of using magic. Though given to playful pranks, they are mostly benign and easy to handle.

I got a dog and three legged mule.
Ain't that just typical of me.

Isn't that Yoshitaka Amano's artwork?

I got a fairy too.

Faeries are ethereally beautiful woodland sprites who are disproportionately powerful with respect to their tiny size. They can perform tedious tasks with lightning speed and are capable of using magic. Though given to playful pranks, they are mostly benign and easy to handle.

Your score: %50 obedience, %75 intelligence, and %34 ethicality



A petrifying gaze, a fiendish intelligence, and, let's face it, a lack of respect for authority make the Gorgon the most life-threatening pet this test has to offer. I know I'm not the only one who finds her weirdly hot. Like most girlfriends, a Gorgon doesn't like you, won't listen to you, and is constantly plotting ways to kill you. A good pet for someone with a deathwish or a Satan worshipper. Invest in mirrors.

Couldn't I have just had Falcor? This is why I am not a lesbian...

Your score: %33 obedience, %57 intelligence, and %65 ethicality

Although ungainly and sometimes destructive, the Giant Robot means well and seeks only to please its owner. Though it can process millions of calculations per nanosecond, it lacks common sense and a will of its own. This pet is ideal for someone who is in touch with their rambunctious inner child and doesn't mind causing a bit of collateral damage. It may also appeal to someone who likes feeling intellectually superior. Unlike most of the other catagories, ownership of Giant Robots may be viable within the next few decades. Cross your fingers and start saving up.

The opposite of the Giant Robot is, appropriately enough, the Gremlin. The evil version of it is the T-Rex.


Giant robot
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FALCOR!! -Neverending Story Luckdragon

our score: %33 obedience, %75 intelligence, and %93 ethicality

Loyal, sagacious, and with his head in the clouds, Falcor is the perfect pet for those who are adventurous, innocent at heart, and have a keen intellect. Own a Luck Dragon and you will never be in need of good fortune, companionship, or transportation--and isn't he cute? AWW!

Falcor's opposite is the Zombie. His evil version is the Gorgon.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on obedience

You scored higher than 99% on intelligence

You scored higher than 99% on ethicality

Gorgon.

Your score: %44 obedience, %75 intelligence, and %13 ethicality



A petrifying gaze, a fiendish intelligence, and, let's face it, a lack of respect for authority make the Gorgon the most life-threatening pet this test has to offer. I know I'm not the only one who finds her weirdly hot. Like most girlfriends, a Gorgon doesn't like you, won't listen to you, and is constantly plotting ways to kill you. A good pet for someone with a deathwish or a Satan worshipper. Invest in mirrors.


Gwen - Figures!

Your Score: Faerie
Your score: %61 obedience, %78 intelligence, and %79 ethicality

Faeries are ethereally beautiful woodland sprites who are disproportionately powerful with respect to their tiny size. They can perform tedious tasks with lightning speed and are capable of using magic. Though given to playful pranks, they are mostly benign and easy to handle.

Based on this result, we've also determined that you're gay.

Your score: %55 obedience, %96 intelligence, and %41 ethicality

Were you expecting a different pic? I already fulfilled my 80s movie quota by including Falcor.

Gremlins are mischievous sprites who are exceptionally skilled with machines. Ideal for someone who likes wreaking havok in subtle yet diabolical ways. For example, you can use your Gremlin to sabbotage your friend's new Giant Robot. You terrorist.

The opposite of the Gremlin is, not surprizingly, the Giant Robot. It's good version is the Faerie.

Genie
(Your score: %66 obedience, %57 intelligence, and %72 ethicality)

"Who wouldn't want an attractive, incredibly powerful spirit waiting on them hand and foot? Though the Genie aims to please, his/her drawback is a naivet� regarding human affairs that can sometimes lead to troublesome and possibly comic situations. They have also been known to become jealous and spiteful. Make sure you always rub him/her the right way.

The opposite of the Genie is the Gorgon. The Genie's evil version is the Zombie."



Take it!
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Your score: %33 obedience, %71 intelligence, and %31 ethicality

Gorgon

Your Score: Falcor
Your score: %22 obedience, %82 intelligence, and %86 ethicality



Loyal, sagacious, and with his head in the clouds, Falcor is the perfect pet for those who are adventurous, innocent at heart, and have a keen intellect. Own a Luck Dragon and you will never be in need of good fortune, companionship, or transportation--and isn't he cute? AWW!

Falcor's opposite is the Zombie. His evil version is the Gorgon.