Which is the right religion for you?

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http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=5495

Satanism - 83%
Buddhism - 79%
Agnosticism - 75%
Hinduism - 63%
Islam - 58%
Judaism - 50%
Paganism - 46%
Atheism - 42%
Christianity - 25%

You scored as a Satanism
Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. Satanism is a religious or philosophical movement centered around Satan or another entity identified with Satan, or centered around the forces of nature, particularly human nature, represented by Satan as an archetype. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 100%
Paganism 55%
Hinduism 40%
Christianity 40%
Islam 40%
Atheism 30%
Judaism 20%

I did this test in another version some time ago and I liked it so much that I saved my score. I found this test now but it's not the same version. I'm doing this test one more time to check what my score will be now

They don't have mine... The religion of Cheesecake!

We have an article that represents life and the earth we reside on... Cheesecake... it's round!

We believe that when we worship this article it brings us to a higher state of spirituality meshed with the humility around not being able to control the world around us... not mention the high's and low's of the sugar/insulin ride we get from eating a whole frozen cheesecake in one setting!

Our only 'Sin' is closing the glass freezer door at the grocer's and walking away empty handed having given into the evil spirit that wants us to believe we should not take that cardboard box full of holiness home!
This evil spirit goes so far as to create the illusion that what we read on the side of the box is a statement of how 'bad' this cheesecake is for our bodies... our holy temples.

Fortunately, with proper meditation (standing in front of the cold-case staring at the boxes on the shelf and repeating the mantra... SARA LEE, SARA LEE, SARA LEE!), a true believer can overcome this intrusion of wickedness into their minds and "do the right thang' ", by buying TWO boxes and checking out of the store as fast as one can.

One attains a higher connection with our God as we head home, eating each slice one-at-a-time, carefully making sure the little wax papers stay inside the box (gotta lick off that little bit that stays behind on them... we also have a commandment, "Thou shalt not waste!" )

For more information, meet me in the frozen section of your local supermarket!

Ok, already done

You scored as a Satanism
Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. Satanism is a religious or philosophical movement centered around Satan or another entity identified with Satan, or centered around the forces of nature, particularly human nature, represented by Satan as an archetype. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism. [See updated quiz called "Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)."]

Satanism 90%
Atheism 75%
Hinduism 65%
Paganism 60%
Judaism 40%
Islam 30%
Christianity 10%

I'll join that cheesecake cult, I think us Satanist can do damn near anything we want. And I'm a firm believer in eating the gods. Cheese Cake for all!! !

Fun tests, can't predict them.

http://quizfarm.com/quiz_repository/Religion/156867/

Oh, I've just found out the newest version - bigger amount of religions to choose

The real question is not which religion is right for you, but is religion right for you?

Christianity or Judaism.

You scored as a Paganism
Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism 85%

Buddhism 80%

Agnosticism 80%

Satanism 80%

Christianity 70%

Islam 65%

Haruhism 45%

Confucianism 45%

Judaism 40%

Hinduism 40%

Atheism 20%

You scored as a Satanism
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism100%
Agnosticism95%
Atheism90%
Buddhism80%
Haruhism65%
Hinduism45%
Paganism45%
Christianity30%
Islam30%
Confucianism30%
Judaism0%

Humm, didn't seem to matter for the top score, lol.

You scored as a Paganism
Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion. [See updated quiz called "Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)."]

Paganism

60%

Satanism

60%

Islam

60%

Atheism

50%

Hinduism

40%

Judaism

35%

Christianity

30%

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You scored as a Atheism
You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.
Atheism

80%
Agnosticism

80%
Satanism

60%
Buddhism

60%
Confucianism

50%
Paganism

50%
Haruhism

50%
Islam

40%
Hinduism

30%
Judaism

20%
Christianity

15%



I thought I was an agnostic!

The second test: