My results were hilarious. Apparently, my life is "Watery". However, according to Snopes, the Dalai Lama had nothing to do with this silly test. One of my co-workers is always sending me things like this. "Send this to this many people in the next so many minutes and your greatest wish will come true!" "A miracle will happen!" "Special blessings will pour out on you!" etc. Some even threaten me with bad luck or horrible catastrophes should I dare to delete them.
I once went over to one of my co-workers a few days after she forwarded me yet another one of those things, and I said, "So. Did your greatest dream come true yesterday?" And she was like, "What the heck are you talking about?" I said, "That thing you forwarded to me and those 9 other people the other day. According to the email, since you followed its instructions, your greatest dream was scheduled to come true yesterday. How did that work out for you?"
Her: "Oh, that. Uh. No."
Me: "So.. those things don't work, right? You understand this?"
Her: "Well, yeah.."
Me: "So why do you keep sending them to me?"
Her: "I dunno..."
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Ichigo: "Dude.. your sister is Scary."