pyzzazzyZyzzyva (just begging to be on the "misspell the previous poster's name" thread) : well ... 90% of the threads on this forum; maybe one or 2 elsewhere on WP.
DaWalker, hon, I don't even know where to go with that. One to drop the light bulb and break it; two to fall off the ladder; three to freak out and call the ambulance for #2; four to study the relative advantages and disadvantages of various types of lightbulbs; five to sneak down to the basement and flip the fuse off because the damn light was too bright when it was working and he doesn't want it fixed; six to have a meltdown because the light's not working, the light's not working AAAHHHHHHHHH
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