The Assassin Test
One-Winged-Angel
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Your Score: The Master Assassin
You scored 78% in planning and 75% in doing
Whatever you do, please don't be offended by anything I wrote on this test! You're the master. You plan, consider and evaluate absolutely everything. Not only that but your scientific brain continually evaluates innumerable variables even while on the job. You're know you don't have to be the bravest or the most unfeeling, you simply have a job to do and anyone around you while on that job are simply objects for you to influence as you do or do not see fit. You're the plumber, the doorstep evangelist, the door-to-door salesman, the telephone linesman, the delivery guy, any member of the local ecosystem because you understand that stealth is not in being unseen, but in being unnoticed. You have a thorough understanding of what it takes to kill (and what it doesn't take) and how to best avoid the kill being traced not just to you, but to anyone. You have many different methods, any of which you could employ within seconds of considering another while in the target's vicinity. You are the master assassin, the highest and best result available on this test.
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You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.
You scored 41% in planning and 62% in doing
You're adequate in all departments and might make a useful hired gun for domestic and/or small business disputes. Chances are good, however, that the police will eventually track you down. You make the occasional mistake and eventually, it'll be one mistake too many. You're competent in all departments but expert in none. If you could be anything else, you'd be the apprentice...but no master assassins take apprentices.
You seen my POC score on 0 equals true's test
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Wisdom must be gathered, it cannot be given.
You scored 81% in planning and 74% in doing
Whatever you do, please don't be offended by anything I wrote on this test! You're the master. You plan, consider and evaluate absolutely everything. Not only that but your scientific brain continually evaluates innumerable variables even while on the job. You're know you don't have to be the bravest or the most unfeeling, you simply have a job to do and anyone around you while on that job are simply objects for you to influence as you do or do not see fit. You're the plumber, the doorstep evangelist, the door-to-door salesman, the telephone linesman, the delivery guy, any member of the local ecosystem because you understand that stealth is not in being unseen, but in being unnoticed. You have a thorough understanding of what it takes to kill (and what it doesn't take) and how to best avoid the kill being traced not just to you, but to anyone. You have many different methods, any of which you could employ within seconds of considering another while in the target's vicinity. You are the master assassin, the highest and best result available on this test.
Master Assassin!
Yikes, now THAT'S scary. I'm not a killing sort....
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Your Score: The Hired Gun
You scored 42% in planning and 53% in doing
You're adequate in all departments and might make a useful hired gun for domestic and/or small business disputes. Chances are good, however, that the police will eventually track you down. You make the occasional mistake and eventually, it'll be one mistake too many. You're competent in all departments but expert in none. If you could be anything else, you'd be the apprentice...but no master assassins take apprentices.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on Knowledge
You scored higher than 99% on Stealth
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nobodyzdream
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You scored 47% in planning and 62% in doing
You're adequate in all departments and might make a useful hired gun for domestic and/or small business disputes. Chances are good, however, that the police will eventually track you down. You make the occasional mistake and eventually, it'll be one mistake too many. You're competent in all departments but expert in none. If you could be anything else, you'd be the apprentice...but no master assassins take apprentices.
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Sorry for the long post...
I'm my own guinea pig.
Your Score: The Master Assassin
You scored 76% in planning and 73% in doing
Whatever you do, please don't be offended by anything I wrote on this test! You're the master. You plan, consider and evaluate absolutely everything. Not only that but your scientific brain continually evaluates innumerable variables even while on the job. You're know you don't have to be the bravest or the most unfeeling, you simply have a job to do and anyone around you while on that job are simply objects for you to influence as you do or do not see fit. You're the plumber, the doorstep evangelist, the door-to-door salesman, the telephone linesman, the delivery guy, any member of the local ecosystem because you understand that stealth is not in being unseen, but in being unnoticed. You have a thorough understanding of what it takes to kill (and what it doesn't take) and how to best avoid the kill being traced not just to you, but to anyone. You have many different methods, any of which you could employ within seconds of considering another while in the target's vicinity. You are the master assassin, the highest and best result available on this test.
Not that I could actually kill someone.
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"Nothing worth having is easy."
Three years!
You scored 66% in planning and 69% in doing
You're better than a cheap hired gun and you'll probably look forwards to a long and successful career but you really do need to work on the science of assassination - the planning, the ground work, the background, the hundreds of ways to kill someone and the very few that work for an assassin. Your strength lies in getting in and getting out without anyone suspecting that you are either about to kill someone or just have. We suspect you're in the game for the sport rather than the money and this may lead you to do stupid things like setting a "challenge" for yourself.
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Your Score: The Hired Gun
You scored 66% in planning and 63% in doing
You're adequate in all departments and might make a useful hired gun for domestic and/or small business disputes. Chances are good, however, that the police will eventually track you down. You make the occasional mistake and eventually, it'll be one mistake too many. You're competent in all departments but expert in none. If you could be anything else, you'd be the apprentice...but no master assassins take apprentices.
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Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!
You scored 83% in planning and 73% in doing
Whatever you do, please don't be offended by anything I wrote on this test! You're the master. You plan, consider and evaluate absolutely everything. Not only that but your scientific brain continually evaluates innumerable variables even while on the job. You're know you don't have to be the bravest or the most unfeeling, you simply have a job to do and anyone around you while on that job are simply objects for you to influence as you do or do not see fit. You're the plumber, the doorstep evangelist, the door-to-door salesman, the telephone linesman, the delivery guy, any member of the local ecosystem because you understand that stealth is not in being unseen, but in being unnoticed. You have a thorough understanding of what it takes to kill (and what it doesn't take) and how to best avoid the kill being traced not just to you, but to anyone. You have many different methods, any of which you could employ within seconds of considering another while in the target's vicinity. You are the master assassin, the highest and best result available on this test.
Brittany2907
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Age: 33
Gender: Female
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Location: New Zealand
You scored 65% in planning and 58% in doing
You're adequate in all departments and might make a useful hired gun for domestic and/or small business disputes. Chances are good, however, that the police will eventually track you down. You make the occasional mistake and eventually, it'll be one mistake too many. You're competent in all departments but expert in none. If you could be anything else, you'd be the apprentice...but no master assassins take apprentices.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on Knowledge
You scored higher than 99% on Stealth
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Your Score: The Mercenary
You scored 84% in planning and 66% in doing
You're better than a cheap hired gun and you'll probably look forwards to a long and successful career but you really do need to work on the dirty part of assassination - the approach and kill. You will be noticed as being "not normal" by members of the public but you're at least good enough to not be noticed as "mortal danger". A determined police investigation might track you down, but we all know that it'd cost the police good money they could be using to improve their statistics elsewhere... Your strength lies in planning for every eventuality and having a seamless plan for anything that may happen while on the job but you did drop a few points when it came to being undetected for what you are. You're probably in it for the money.
Your Score: The Master Assassin
You scored 70% in planning and 70% in doing
Whatever you do, please don't be offended by anything I wrote on this test! You're the master. You plan, consider and evaluate absolutely everything. Not only that but your scientific brain continually evaluates innumerable variables even while on the job. You're know you don't have to be the bravest or the most unfeeling, you simply have a job to do and anyone around you while on that job are simply objects for you to influence as you do or do not see fit. You're the plumber, the doorstep evangelist, the door-to-door salesman, the telephone linesman, the delivery guy, any member of the local ecosystem because you understand that stealth is not in being unseen, but in being unnoticed. You have a thorough understanding of what it takes to kill (and what it doesn't take) and how to best avoid the kill being traced not just to you, but to anyone. You have many different methods, any of which you could employ within seconds of considering another while in the target's vicinity. You are the master assassin, the highest and best result available on this test.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on Knowledge
You scored higher than 99% on Stealth
Now I feel guilty.
You scored 68% in planning and 74% in doing
Whatever you do, please don't be offended by anything I wrote on this test! You're the master. You plan, consider and evaluate absolutely everything. Not only that but your scientific brain continually evaluates innumerable variables even while on the job. You're know you don't have to be the bravest or the most unfeeling, you simply have a job to do and anyone around you while on that job are simply objects for you to influence as you do or do not see fit. You're the plumber, the doorstep evangelist, the door-to-door salesman, the telephone linesman, the delivery guy, any member of the local ecosystem because you understand that stealth is not in being unseen, but in being unnoticed. You have a thorough understanding of what it takes to kill (and what it doesn't take) and how to best avoid the kill being traced not just to you, but to anyone. You have many different methods, any of which you could employ within seconds of considering another while in the target's vicinity. You are the master assassin, the highest and best result available on this test.
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You scored 63% in planning and 74% in doing
You're better than a cheap hired gun and you'll probably look forwards to a long and successful career but you really do need to work on the science of assassination - the planning, the ground work, the background, the hundreds of ways to kill someone and the very few that work for an assassin. Your strength lies in getting in and getting out without anyone suspecting that you are either about to kill someone or just have. We suspect you're in the game for the sport rather than the money and this may lead you to do stupid things like setting a "challenge" for yourself.
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You scored 56% in planning and 70% in doing
You're better than a cheap hired gun and you'll probably look forwards to a long and successful career but you really do need to work on the science of assassination - the planning, the ground work, the background, the hundreds of ways to kill someone and the very few that work for an assassin. Your strength lies in getting in and getting out without anyone suspecting that you are either about to kill someone or just have. We suspect you're in the game for the sport rather than the money and this may lead you to do stupid things like setting a "challenge" for yourself.
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