The My Rock Game

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Yep, this is a favorite over at the Cogito forums. So, I thought I'd bring it to you.

Here we go...

"Well, for those who do not have much to do on a Friday night, this is like the best forum game ever --- my rock

Instructions, you want the rock. You must have an action between asterisks *like this*. The action can be as long and original as you would like, the more original the better. *takes rock* is not valid. Next you must end with My rock, with capital letters or not, and as many exclamation points, periods, or question marks as you wish. you can then add your signature if you wish. Simple enough

I shall start:

*Picks up a shiny little rock from bottom of a crystal clear pool of chlorified water*

My Rock!"

(thanks IraSearchInMates82@Cogito!)

*I spit on the rock in your hands and my juices drip onto your palm causing you toss the rock up in disgust which gives me the perfect opprotunity to snatch it from thin air. I do just that.*

My rock...

*I slide a skateboard over beautifuloblivion's feet, making them throw it up in shock, allowing me to steal it out the air*
Ah Hah!

* I pop out of nowhere and grab the rock away from gismo before he can blink* MY ROCK!

*I invoke the mystical name of the Dread Dormammu, and the word "Fnord" magically appears on the rock.*

MY ROCK!

* I cuddle the now branded rock to my chest*

MY ROCK!

*i tear the rock off of shadesofme, pulls out sharpie, writes tinky! on the rock, lick the rock and stick it in my pocket*
my rock!! !! !!

*I pounce on Tinky and tear at her pockets with my hands I grab the rock out and use my unsharpyabilitor tool to unwrite Tinky on it.* MY ROCK!!

I hypnotise ShadesOfMe to sign a contract to give me the rock!

Aha, My buisness plans are so evil!