Post FUNNY Conspiracy Theories ʘ‿ʘ

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On behalf of League_Girl and since a mod said we can "try again", post funny conspiracy theories here,

I'll start,

Elvis Presley is alive and has been kidnapped by aliens

Finland doesn't exist:

I had no idea someone thought Finland doesn't exist. That's really funny.

After the 2011 terror attack in Oslo, Norway, the leader of Norwegian Labour youth party that was attacked on Utøya said that when he saw Anders Behring Breivik in his police uniform, he thought there had been a coup that involved the cops.

It's such a paranoid idea to think that likely here in Norway, that it made me laugh. I still think it's funny that his first thought was something that unrealistic.

Other funny ones:

The earth is flat but the government doesn't want you to know.

The moon isn't real.

We live in a simulation.

There never was a moon landing.

The US government created HIV.

There is no HIV, only poverty.

We are in the middle of the third world war, but western governments are keeping it a secret.

FEMA has concentration camps all over the US and it's only a matter of time before they will move a lot of people in there. Exactly who will be sent there depends on who is telling the conspiracy.

We are governed by lizard aliens who disguise themselves as humans.

More of a joke, but funny and fits the theme:

^ Sadly I missed some episodes of South Park; that's one of them. It's a fun show.


More funny theories:

Dinosaurs helped build the pyramids

The US government dumped fake snow on Georgia

Yoga is a form of satanic worship

Obama can control the weather (and earthquakes)

Our Earth is hollow

Denver Airport is where the elite will take refuge when the world will end

Saddam Hussein's alien stargate was the real reason for the war on Iraq

The Ice Bucket Challenge is a satanic baptism ritual

Obama is spreading ebola ... to confiscate the guns from Americans

Robin Williams was an Illuminati sacrifice

The 2 crashed Malaysia Airlines planes are the same

The US holding joint military exercises with the Chinese while conspiring with them on the Chinese to take over at least parts of USA

The Don McLean song American Pie predicts communists taking over USA, attacking them with a nuke.

A short circuit in CERN's Large Hadron Collider was the real reason why Germanwings 4U9525 crashed into a mountainside (never mind that the LHC is far from it and that an EMP of that magnitude would have fried all electronics in the same radius)

The Beatles were a fake band staffed by a revolving cast of (almost) identical actors.

"Saved By The Bell" was a vehicle for the Illuminati, and there was a hidden message in the theme tune when played in reverse.

The 9/11 planes were just holograms.

The dark ages never happened and we live in the year 17-something.

Nothing you see, hear, or percieve is real.

You are a lone being living in a void, and it's all generated by your imagination.